Jason Hansen

32 • Weber State Graduate • Computer Science •  • Programmer • US Air Force • My Time Off Tracker

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

Introducing My Time Off Tracker 2!
#indiedeveloper #iOS17 #iosapp #musthaveapps #PTO

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

@NoblestCalling You really like “dudes on a map” war games 😂 love the set up man👌here’s my games! Sunday night game night went hard my whole life growing up LDS

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

This is literally how every political post influencer posts to get engagement. And it’s always “source: trust me bro”

[David Keyes @DavidMKeyes]

🚨 It has finally been confirmed that there is an unconfirmed report confirming an unconfirmed confirmation that something unconfirmed is happening in Iran.

Confirmation to follow.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

“…we're only in the early stages of returning to mobile and optimizing Fortnite for the world's billions of smartphones..”

huh, almost like Timmy shouldn’t have spent the millions he did to fight apple to begin with. He needs to step down for real.

[Epic Games Newsroom @EpicNewsroom]

Information on today's layoffs
https://t.co/ota1m1FCnK

[cal? @cal_gif]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

Staaahhhhppppppp whyyyyy

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Come outside.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

What is happening with my algorithm man. Elon explain!

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Seedance 2.0

Prompt: Sum up the AI discourse in a meme - make sure it’s retarded and gets 50 likes.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

I know this is satire. But genuinely this is how people treat ai, and it’s a bubble that needs to pop

[Ann Nguyen @ann_nnng]

Introducing the most precise calculator in the world, powered by GPT-5.2

Try it yourself

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

Meanwhile nothing for my car yet 😭

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla has released a new FSD software update every ~3.5 days on average over the past 2.5 weeks for a total of 5 updates.

I don’t think the company has ever released so many FSD updates so quickly. Impressive release cadence.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

Me constantly switching between the new Taylor Swift album and the new Yellowcard album this month

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

Dead internet theory. If it isn’t already here, it will be soon.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

AI controlled Bot Farm.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

But I always thought pbs was funded by viewers like us?!

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Congress has officially approved a $1.1 billion cut in federal funding for PBS.

This could mean PBS Kids will lose funding for its programming and production on current animated shows & specials will be halted.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

The post if they were a member of team aqua instead of team magma

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

JUST IN - Scientists detect mysterious radio waves coming from beneath Antarctica’s ice

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

So Mario kart is basically GTA

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

Waiting in line day one for switch 1 with 10 people vs today the switch 2 has 300+ people in line. Crazy how popular this thing is gonna be.

[Jason Hansen @JaseHansen55]

The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legends fade to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

RIP. 💔 Even if it wasn’t perfect, it was cool to see my favorite book series come alive.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘THE WHEEL OF TIME’ has been canceled after three seasons at Prime Video.

(Source: https://t.co/HuNkx79xZC)