jasmine

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Our public services are already deep in a staffing crisis. But this government has gone from clapping key workers to threatening them with the sack if they take lawful action for a pay rise. It will only push more people away from essential jobs in public services, harming the UK

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This one might just be my angriest yet: Strikes!

Full version here: https://t.co/4zGK80cK0n

[mill🌞 @__________mg12]

everyone else just pretending to not see rex orange county on their spotify wrapped

[Grace @gracecamille_]

goodbye. To prison they go

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i never thought of this before

[Unnecessary spellings @u_spellings]

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

[trash jones @jzux]

asking work for maternity leave so i can heal my inner child

[clementine!!!! 🍊 @clamtime]

Hormones?? I sure hope she does!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

one-sided ghosting is bad, but two-sided ghosting is one of the most beautiful things we have. just two people silently deciding that they will definitely never contact each other again. it doesn’t get better than that

[b @knivess_sorrow]

Its gonna be 40° in the UK on monday and tuesday??

[Christin @hexprax]

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 @yungchente97]

need

[jasmine @JasmineH_99]

@VOXI_UK Yes I’m currently abroad, so I’ll still get the 20GB of data as normal? :)

[jasmine @JasmineH_99]

@VOXI_UK I’m in Europe and I can’t buy the european roaming pass. It’s not on the website - can you advise please?

[audrey @scemmas]

i am EXACTLY like other girls. i like taylor swift, gilmore girls, reading for fun, romcoms, academic validation, phoebe bridgers, and cool clothes that make 12 yr olds in the mall whisper "did u see her outfit, she's so cool."

[🦋CAW. @cxllieann]

Anyone else met someone on holiday and added them on fb and now you have just been weirdly watching their life unfold for years ????

[whalefact @awhalefact]

most whales don’t have access to textbooks and couldn’t open up to page 26 even if they wanted to

[jasmine @JasmineH_99]

@ahoeforspams I missed this when u tweeted it but it’s rly funny