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[Red Panda Koala @RedPandaKoala]

UFO nerds rn

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@ade_oladipo1 Salah, Gakpo and Mac big problems to solve going forward though. More important that solving the RB issue for me atm

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

big tesco

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

I'm watching my 2 year old daughter eat a corn on the cob and it's like watching a Zombie with a human limb

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

her : “you better not be wearing a flat cap and slow diving to teardrop by Massive Attack in the kitchen when I get home”.

me :

[Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor]

BREAKING: Bank of England told to prepare for a market crash if the United States announces Alien Life.

Helen McCaw who served as a senior analyst in financial security at the UK’s central bank sounded the alarm.

She has now written to Andrew Bailey, the Bank’s governor, urging him to organize contingencies for the possibility that the White House may confirm we are not alone in the universe.

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

Forgot to say I saw a full clad goth walk into BetFred last week and it really surprised me.

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@KopBlock205 The questions would have been asked somewhere. It would have been in bad taste to immediately proclaim it nearer the time. But its the right thing to do, obviously, and they probably just answered the question somewhere to a journalist better than speculation

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@FruitpunchL @LickshotLippy @lemo_john24176 Men are from Mars and women are from Venus am I right

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@vK98_ I swear some fans are opposition psy ops

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@LickshotLippy @lemo_john24176 He's from Africa mate

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@Errol0151 I would love this if true

[NASA Mars @NASAMars]

After a year of scientific scrutiny, a rock sample collected by the Perseverance rover has been confirmed to contain a potential biosignature. The sample is the best candidate so far to provide evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars. https://t.co/0BAO1dhMG8

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@LfcJB1 I mean, put Caulker 9 for a start

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@FPL_Harry Can see ekitike and gakpo sharing responsibilities on the left but guaranteed if we need a goal he won't sub one for the other (Hugo and Isak)

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@FPLOlympian "A true test of whether you are influenced by recency bias, or not."

Or years of evidence 😂 some of these fpl guys crack me up uno

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@TomTalksToon @MagpieMediaX Liverpool won?

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@daRealAkinfenwa Do you think it's also a team getting to know eachother in terms of control and game management? Struggle after subs every game. Obviously defense is an issue but there's a problem within the whole team that needs solving.

[avocadodispenser @JasonChesters8]

@ShaunlfcT @GraemeKelly1 This is the tweet. Head in madrid all over again.