JasonCraig

Independent Designer in Augusta, Georgia. Good at drawing, horrible at Twitter.

[Porsche Motorsport North America @PorscheRacesNA]

Twenty years have passed since Disney and Pixar’s Cars introduced us to the true meaning of Ka-Chow, and now Sally Carrera and Lightning McQueen have been reunited @daytona International Speedway!
They’re joined by the faster-than-fast, quicker-than-quick pairing of the Porsche Penske Motorsport 963 and Rexy – AO Racing’s 911 GT3 R as they prepare for the race this weekend.
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#Porsche | #IMSA | #Daytona | #Raceborn

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@Joshua_Ariza They should be using Heinz 57.

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@stickermule Can we see you make stickers?

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

I was NOT this old a week ago. #ThanksTrump

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@stickermule @ac132 How about you negotiate some stickers.

[OKPANTS @okpants]

“I have CONCEPTS of a plan”

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@stickermule

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@tj_harley @stickermule @The__RedDot Like the time my sock vendor started selling tiki torches and confederate flags.

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@stickermule My #1 desire is to keep everyone positive and happy. Everyone in the world is thinking about how to solve this problem and we will get through it together.

[AO Racing 🦖 @AORacingUSA]

.@Hot_Wheels update! The Rexy & Roxy models are projected to hit stores next month, so look for them wherever Hot Wheels are sold! That's all the information we have at this time. If you want to be notified when they hit the market we can email you: https://t.co/FVD3ODf2Jj

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK

ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST

REPOST TO ENTER

FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. TERMS: https://t.co/P9OJtf9RCw

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@EP_AIA Makes sense to me.

[AO Racing 🦖 @AORacingUSA]

🦖Rexy takes the win at @WeatherTechRcwy! This is our GT3 Rawr’s first win in the @IMSA! Great effort by all of our crew and drivers! Thank you to all the fans who cheered us on. That was an exciting one! RAWWWWR!

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@RockyRoark I turn out all the lights in my house and then I imagine them not coming back on.

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

Imagine tossing a quarter into a pay phone from across the street and all you can think to yell is, “lets go.”

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@Dan_Cassaro Which one paid the students loans?

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@Vonster #GutPunch

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

@tj_harley Harpers gonna harp

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

John Hughes really set me up with some unrealistic expectations when it comes to house parties.

[JasonCraig @JasonKaleCraig]

My neighbors are so nosey. Every time I look in their windows they just stare right back at me.