Jason S

Follow me if you want.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@covie_93 I feel like life ends with constipation.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@chiky_handlr No. But he should definitely campaign for someone

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

I never thought Twitter would be saved by Hunter Biden. 💙

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@RepOgles You really have to be a special kind of bigot to post this.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@ronsterd89 McDonalds

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@django The good ones do.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@SecKennedy Another useless war.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@WhiteHouse Sure is.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@Kristinartz A woman

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@ronsterd89 Net worth

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@nickrmanes I make that drive 2 times a week. You’re not wrong.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@theliamnissan Oh im praying

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@covie_93 Disco balls can be very distracting

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@WellitHappened1 Me

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@uaivito We threw rocks at their window to get their attention.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@theliamnissan To nuke Iran.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@Kristinartz Go shopping. Catch a movie. Maybe cut the lawn.

[Jason S @JasonStump4]

@Logically_JC Was the gig ever down?