Jason Vollers

Dad. Happy Partner to Jess. Michigander for life, but found a home in NY. Lake life rocks. Above all else, be kind to each other. Except TFG. Fuck him.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@humphriezz I grew up in Michigan, and went to school with a bunch of New Englanders. They (and we) can definitely drink. So nice work there, Scotland.

That said, nobody touches Wisconsin.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@harryjsisson

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@mark_slapinski Yes, and also yes.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@ChaosAgent_42 True story.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

Too soon? Nah...

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Epstein files

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@DaveAlexanderID @aubreyhirsch I went into this trying not to laugh. Immediate chuckling.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@PhilMickelson @CAgovernor @realDonaldTrump Where on earth do you think that's true? Nobody wants the national guard deployed to their city. If they actually want it, they can ask. Without asking, it's actually authoritarianism.

I have loved you as a risk taking golfer my entire life. I'm sorry to read your post.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

This aged well...

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

He disagrees with something he knows nothing about.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

Donald Trump is a pedophile

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

you can just tweet “Donald Trump is a pedophile” and immediately get 1000 likes

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

you can just tweet “Donald Trump is a pedophile” and immediately get 1000 likes

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@LucasSa56947288 You gotta add Michigan to that one;)

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

Awesome, lol.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Elbows up, Canada.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@Tazerface16 Great fucking question. JfC

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

This sounds like the Canada I know... (growing up as a Michigander;)

[𝙰𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @AvalonResists]

From Canadian Jim Elliott on Facebook. 🧵

1/ "Dear 77,301,997 Trump-Loving, Conspiracy-Huffing, Rage-Addicted Americans (And the Canadian Dumbfucks Who Worship Them)

Oh, hey there. Sit down. Read this. Try not to cry.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

This seems oddly accurate...

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

🚨 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves public opinion as much as 4 points away from Trump & Republicans.

THAT’S HUGE MOVEMENT.

Please share!

Turns out Americans don’t like their health care getting cut so billionaires can get a tax cut.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

Awesome.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Britains’s Jonathan Pie just completely went off on Trump’s stupidity.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

Spot on...

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

1/

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@WalshFreedom No one is laughing... promise.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

@TalbertSwan This.

[Jason Vollers @JasonVollers]

I understand your point, Luke, and I'm with you. But truth be told, I remember it pretty well, and it was pretty fucking awful.