Jheisson

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

Sometimes I think to myself "what would my Livestrong band do?"

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

I’m like a bird, I don’t know how to read
I don’t know where my soul is, I don’t know what this word is

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

@HeartlessJackie Same.

[Matty Litwack @matty_litwack]

This is fucking bullshit

[Matty Litwack @matty_litwack]

I buy these frozen wild blueberries and they are tinier than regular blueberries but today I opened a bag and it was filled with massive blueberries and I said "oh wow, these are the wildest ones yet!" to nobody. My kitchen was empty and I am empty.

[Carolyn Busa @misscarolynbusa]

I’m gonna try to have a hot girl summer too but plz keep in mind I have to give my dog meds 90 minutes before I leave the house so he doesn’t freak out.

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

@Lindsmith_ Lol omg get a reality show already!

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

Hoping to get vaccinated in DC. Heard theirs has mumbo sauce in it.

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

The real question is, will the vaccine affect my bench press PR today?

[Matty Litwack @matty_litwack]

Whenever I drink beet juice I pretend like I'm a vampire who likes beet juice

[naomi karavani @naomikaravani]

Listen to the people

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

I’m Peruvian 🇵🇪 subscribe to my OnlyFlans page

[chris @chrisohey]

I go through the five stages of grief every time I exercise

[soup williams @goodboysoup]

maybe compression socks will fix me

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

For a good time, click the link!!!

[Martin Amini @MartinAmini]

when i found out "Enrique Terrio" was the leader of the Proud Boys

[Hampton Yount @Hamptonyount]

Woof Woof! 🐶🐶 The Biden dogs celebrated their first day at the White House today!

[Burnt Excellence @talibbabb]

Biden signing the executive order to make all 8ths cost less than $50 🇺🇸

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

My OB-GYN neighbor has “wipe your cunts” on her welcome mat.

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

I asked for my tetanus shot to be shaken not stirred and I got an applause break from the pharmacist. Damn I miss standup.

[Jheisson @JasonWithAnH]

Colorado: Where your ears pop almost as much as dat pussy!