Pauline Park

Generally happy, sometimes grumpy, Wife, Mum & Grandma. Interested in stuff. Love art, history,wine, being sociable, being outside & cake.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@IntermezzoArts A proper knuckle duster, as my Mother would have said. It was beautiful.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to recreate a festival at home:

- Don’t shower until next week
- Don’t flush your toilet
- Say “oh my god” in horror every time you open the bathroom door
- Say “I’ll be okay in a minute” a lot
- Lose your phone
- Have an existential crisis
- Spend hours trying to find your bed
- Brush your teeth in the garden
- Buy a small portion of chips for £12.50
- Maybe listen to some music

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@IntermezzoArts Oooh yes! Let’s get ourselves organised.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@IntermezzoArts @jet2tweets Have a fabulous time. Rome is one of my favourite cities.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

I just wrote a review on Zenzero Energy Bar https://t.co/uqhxM5Pdab via @yotpo

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

I just wrote a review on Mixed Energy Bars https://t.co/wBqLL2si6n via @yotpo

[Gyles Brandreth @GylesB1]

Goodnight.

[Storm Huntley @StormHuntley]

I’m sad to say I was knocked off my bike cycling home from work by a car turning left who hadn’t seen me.

My helmet is cracked but at least it wasn’t my skull!

If I wasn’t wearing my helmet this could have been a very different story.
Please wear a helmet!!

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@jonholmes1 Sad for your loss 😢

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@weaniejeanie53 Hilarious!

[TeesRowingClub @TeesRowingClub]

LOOK!!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️📢

[David Challen @David_Challen]

The absolute state of this scene.

Martha Hancock being harassed by soulless photographers outside her home at the behest of national editors foaming for a hint of emotional distress.

Develop a soul the lot of you and leave her alone.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@IntermezzoArts @TheBowesMuseum Yes indeed. Can’t wait to meet up. It’s been a loooooong time

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@IntermezzoArts @PP_Rubens I can’t deny, it seems wrong to ‘like’ a head on a salver.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@sophieraworth Exactly my experience too.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

Living in an upside down house due to a teething pup. The chew toys just don’t cut it when furniture & cushions are about. #freda #pup #smoldog #teething #rulingmylife

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

Encountered this Bull in Field sign by Right of Way, Cleveland Way and Lyke Wake Walk way markers across the same field. There wasn’t a bull. My question is, is it lawful to put a Bull In Field sign - or a bull -where there is a public right of way? #ramblers #bull #rightofway

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@susiesooze @LouiseTollick I’d love one.

[Pauline Park @Jaspersmum]

@susiesooze @LouiseTollick Ah! I mis-read. I thought you were getting a puppy.