Capt John H Watson

Common sense is a genius dressed in its working clothes
#LiterateOnly #RP #Sherlocked or #Canon +21

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

Everything becomes more acceptable when a good shag is involved

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 29 Mar 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

Yep

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m so sorry I’m not going to make it tonight”
“Oh no, why?”
“I’m on the sofa and it’s so comfy”

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

@StatsBritain

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 29 Mar 2014).
What's your #TwiAge? https://t.co/SLfvcC87jE

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More three-word horror stories:

Jumped the queue
You’ll be fine
Just a trim
How are you?
A quick word
Out of milk
Might be fun
Rail replacement bus
Have a dance
Back to Brussels
Contact customer support
View current balance
Meet and greet
You look well
Honestly, you choose

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

@SocioIntellect // that's weird, I get to see this

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

// can someone explain me why I get this symbols instead text?

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

“Abandoned underground station in Paris converted into a pool.”

Also known as: John Watson’s worst nightmare.

[Sherlock Holmes @SocioIntellect]

Allow me to play you a song of my own composition. It's called: "You're Wrong and Here's Why".

[MALDITO BULO @malditobulo]

No, Podemos no ha prometido playas para musulmanas en España.

Es un bulo que vuelvem
Ayúdanos también en https://t.co/3B8CtTOcKT

https://t.co/vmfsNqtM6F

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sunday plans:
Eat biscuits
Look at rain
Tell other people to look at rain
Say “it’s still raining”
Sip of tea
Repeat

[John H Watson. @Watson_JW221B]

Anger and aggravation shows up in at the most unsuspected moments

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 29 Mar 2014).
And you? https://t.co/BkKbKYR3e9

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

https://t.co/1Sgjbp5Jup

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

@Mr_benedict__ Baker Street. He needed to do some research before it" John adds before he slips inside the cab

[Capt John H Watson @JawnH_Watson]

@Mr_benedict__ few seconds laters "Yes, there it is" He pointed at the black car approaching "He's going to join us home later... I mean -