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JayLagan
@JayLagan
Thinker, philosopher and suffers from delusions of grandeur. I write terrible jokes and I really do look like my profile picture. Honestly, I do...
Joined May 2008
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JayLagan
@JayLagan
over 9 years ago
@Twoptwips
Mayans. Re-do your maths. I think you forgot to carry the four over...
JayLagan
@JayLagan
18 days ago
@mehdirhasan
Careful! Do we need to get Douglas Murray over here to verbally slap you around….again?
JayLagan
@JayLagan
25 days ago
@greenprogressve
@ZackPolanski
What about Council Tax controls? Or is that only for hypnotherapists…?
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@ZackPolanski
Be honest, judging by these replies, this post didn’t go the way you expected, did it…?
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@ShareMuppets
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@jeztoon
Moshe Ben Shoshanna NZBS
@mrploppyone
Retired 5 Oh, NZBS holder who is an Ashkenazi jew, Zionist and proud kiwi , who talks some sense , but only occasionally. Be that Maccabee is my preference.
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@ZackPolanski
The second half of that survey…for the record, you understand…
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@ZoeJardiniere
The second half of the same survey…for the record, you understand…
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@AaronBastani
You didn’t tell people the second part of this survey, did you…?
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@TerraOrBust
Remember, they were wishing old people dead because “they don’t have to live with Brexit”….
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@WyronGaines
What a spanner!
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@WyronGaines
He also thought he could hold onto a girl with his ideology. Look how that turned out…
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@UncensoredAm
@MyronGainesX
@ohiou
Just keep mentioning how Rollerblade Rico stole his girl. He’ll get annoyed quickly enough…
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@UncensoredAm
@MyronGainesX
Translation: Myron will talk over everyone and get very pissy when someone asks him to cite his “scientific studies”.
JayLagan
@JayLagan
2 months ago
@MyronGainesX
Horseshit! Louis “exposed” (I know you like that word) you for the cretin you actually are.
JayLagan
@JayLagan
3 months ago
@MyronGainesX
“When you're a talentless retard you post bullshit like this...” Don’t knock it. Isn’t that how you made your career…?
JayLagan
@JayLagan
3 months ago
@TrackNetWorth
@PeterMcCormack
Obama negotiated a deal with Iran that stopped them from building a nuke. That tangerine turd not only ripped that agreement up, but gave Iran the conditions necessary to build one…
JayLagan
@JayLagan
3 months ago
JayLagan
@JayLagan
4 months ago
JayLagan
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Shutts
@Shuttsapalooza
5 months ago
Hahahahahahahahaha
Shuttsapalooza's tweet video.
JayLagan
@JayLagan
5 months ago
JayLagan
@JayLagan
6 months ago
@Lee_MakesSense
@PeterMcCormack
@DeborahMeaden
Oh shut up! What a load of bullplop!
JayLagan
@JayLagan
6 months ago
@LeonardBriscoe3
I believe is this a satire account, people. Calm down!
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