Jay Risk

I once did a rap battle but I ran out of Yo's

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Just starting Twitter again, follow for funny and interesting. This is my muse platform, FB to keep in touch.

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@vampdotexe @LeadingReport Hahahaha! Well done lol

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@aflac Hey guys! I’ve been trying to call and trying to “chat with a specialist” for the past day and a half. Can someone contact me today please? Urgent timeline here.

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@DonnaBarford Not if they’re vandalizing and burning his vehicles while calling him a Nazi…That’s far from “full support” and what’s interesting is you’re treating him like a political figure. He owns and Aerospace and Car Company. Wow

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@lyft Hey! I’ve waited over 25 min now and your driver has me stuck on his screen and I have no way of getting off this so I can get another ride.

I just hit cancel, it charged me $7.00 PLUS the $27.76 REALLY!!!?

I’m done with you

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@McDonalds Hey!
Got breakfast, sausage egg and cheese McMuffin…

They gave me a Hamburger, sesame seed onion, fell on the floor burger???

I’m thoroughly grossed out, this most certainly has been in the floor

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@NBCNewYork Having your wheel fall off •before• flying, is like getting fired on your day off.

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@natebargatze Saw your new special last night with my wife. We both laughed hard as usual. Well played.

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@DaveFrickNJ Hope all is well brother. I’ve barely used social media, let alone Twitter. Just thinking of my friends and hoping you’re doing well bro.

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@Maggianos I wouldn’t normally say anything but it’s the principal. When I was in the kitchens and we closed @ 9pm, & people walked in at 8:59pm we would still serve. Tech it’s still in season in FLA so we also ran by the 15 min rule. In season, if sat within 15 of closing we would cook.

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@Maggianos Hey guys. Been calling since 8pm, the website says you close @ 9pm. You shut your phones off @ 8pm so you wouldn’t have to deal with ppl. until Uber Eats updates you closed at 8:30pm. I was in the biz 20+ years, bad move. I’m sick so I can’t go out. Thanks for this.

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@tompapa Just saw your new special on Netflix. Again, always funny. Thank you, I really needed to laugh. #BeWell

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@tompapa Great new special! Thanks for the laughs!

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I’m still on here so I don’t get deactivated. Also, wicker is the Tricuits of furniture.

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@laurenboebert FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU!!!!!!

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@thejokewriter @sarannelive @itsmejillkimmel @NeilBerliner @ComedyCures I can’t wait!

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@KatiePhang I not for hin at all

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#SouthFlorida #SunriseFlorida JULY 8th!!! I’m Headlining

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Comedy #SouthFlorida

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I’m testing my new material before Jersey soon. Matter of a few weeks.

This disease is NOT beating me.

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@morgan_murphy Aliens can’t land for shit though