Jay

Put that cigarette out

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@Zafarcakes I was in there yesterday. Smash burger was not the goat. More like TRashed burger imhopinion

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@lfcsamwd The self doubt in his eyes when he looks down after each outburst is fantastic

[Joe Marotta @the_joe_marotta]

Bret Hart, WWA Commissioner.

He mentions how he never lost either world title

Calls out Goldberg, Rock, Austin

Says Vince is a "piece of shit"

....Oh and King is on commentary

(10/26/01)

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@Zafarcakes Total head loss

[Bilal Zafar @Zafarcakes]

Did you know that in Lord of the rings. Gollum used to be a regular guy like the rest of them??

He just completely lost the plot one day.

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@TouchdownTrips Packers, 49ers, Raiders

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱🕊️ 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

Reminds me of this one-off, audio-only 9/11 sketch the Day Today team recorded as a DVD easter egg, featuring Patrick Marber as the hapless Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan. Tasteless? Absolutely, but from Chris Morris, we'd be disappointed with anything less. Definitely worth your time:

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Absolute cinema on Four in a Bed.

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@Bootle_FC A player who has consistently found the back of the net, delivered when it mattered, and is a huge part of the Bootle FC story.

100 goals is an incredible achievement — and one that deserved to be recognised.

Never missing that pen today.

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

🚨URGENT VOODOO CURSE ALERT🚨

Please be advised that I might be posting less frequently as I’m fighting for my life with #severeabdominaldiscomfort

🤮sound on🤮

[Burney @BurneyMac88]

The Liverpool transfer committee discussing signing this lad.

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@GTF_12 Best of luck Gary. Have sent you a DM. Will be helpful

[Halloween Justin @Badtakejustin]

Bobby Heenan said this in 2002 and he’s never been more right 24 years later and counting

[Bootle Football Club @Bootle_FC]

100TH GOAL FEELING. WOW! 😍

#UpTheBucks🟡

[Jay @JayWoodhouse]

@IANdrewDiceClay

[Simpsons wrestling memes @SimpsonsWWE]

What happened at summerslam?

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

Super Hans: Yeah, sure they a​re. They should pull their fucking fingers out. It's important, Mark.

[Horse @lorsehatitudes]

I’ve given up any expectations of receiving one.

Never again should we accept pensioners criticising the lifestyles of young people.

They had everything handed to them on a fucking plate only to end up being the most spiteful cunts going