Jay Zed

IBD/Crohn’s warrior. Trusts Science. Educator. HSP. 2024 MB Gutsy Walk Chair. Socially Distancing since ‘84 (she/her)

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@elcastidelsur Vic’s Market on Pembina

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@JohnDHodge Omg I forgot about Duron Carter 😂

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

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@DearS_o_n Getting a @luxebidet

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@BellaBaddie__ Crohn’s flare up

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@ryanz78 😂

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Jay Zed @JayZed84]

@AirCanada So for those of us who have a flight tomorrow afternoon, we’re still unable to make any other arrangements until you tell us what’s going on. It’s not canceled, but I can’t check in for it. Pick one so I can figure out how to get home!

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@WestJet I just spoke with someone again, and all they would say is that they’re delayed due to the cybersecurity incident. It would be nice to know a timeline- a week, a month? She wouldn’t say. I have flights to book, but it looks like I’ll be booking elsewhere. Very disappointing.

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@WestJet when am I going to receive my companion voucher? My annual fee was paid on June 1st, and I always receive it around June 19th. I’ve been told they’re delayed and a week ago was told I’d get it within a week. Still no voucher, and I’m getting super frustrated.

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@WestJet Yes. At that time, I was told I would get it within 30 days, even though at that time, it had been 30 days. They were not helpful.

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@jzed87 @AOgieglo Can confirm. It’s horrible.

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@ryanz78 @JustBins Bahahahah

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@waltermasterson Is his name Art Vandelay?

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@ryanz78 Man SK health is brutal, I saw a urologist about a month after my referral

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@ThePOTSPostman “I know how you feel”

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@bottomlineibd I haven’t had it checked, but symptoms are much improved after starting Skyrizi in December 2023.

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@Liney1103 Yeah the fact that he named his children Taylor and Tyler should be a huge red flag

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@GetYourBellyOut Heating pad, and soft toilet paper