Jayma

nobody in particular

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@Duderichy Have you tried decaf?

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@kramerposts @rachanananana +1 you should def watch it

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@goblinodds Maybe I should learn to embroider and do this lol

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

Just noticed I forgot to attach the picture I’m great at this

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

Do you ever find a piece of clothing that makes you feel more like yourself than usual? It’s a recently-thrifted zara t-shirt with little bites missing from the cuffs for me rn

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@goblinodds Tiny little nibbles missing

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@runaway_vol Find yourself a higher-mass planet to settle on. You won’t notice the difference but time will be slower for you than we earthlings

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@funplings I feel like people would probably describe me that way so I guess that could account for for the me-ness of it

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@funplings What a relief 😮‍💨

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

I mostly like the way they make me two inches taller so I don’t have to hem my pants

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

Ok so I might be a bit obsessed with this one particular shoe (ASICS JAPAN S PF)

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@silverarm0r You seeing the shadow people in the corners of your vision yet?

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

This but I’m the devoted henchman

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

Like 3 but don’t ask how many terminal tabs I have open

[Fast Food Enjoyer @Glawk_40]

Never ask a woman how many browser tabs she has open

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@abrilzucchi I’m working (to middling success) on social life and have the rest so… maybe I’m overestimating my success

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@kramerposts Where does one go for such an activity? I will happily build the bonfire

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@Bonecondor I am a happy, hunchy peasant

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@kramerposts Uhhhhhh

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

Busy days at work used to suck because they made me feel like shit, now they suck because they interrupt my (already pathetic) tweet schedule. Framing changes everything ✨

[Jayma @JaymaLady]

@yacineMTB roon followed me yesterday what does it mean?