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@jimjefferies Christmas Bonus?

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@BearGrylls what's your holiday insurance like?

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@worthingsteve @LBC @KTHopkins does adultery have a shelf life?

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@LBC @KTHopkins how about a wall of shame for people who shag other peoples husbands?

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@RealMattLucas made day seeing you on Piccadilly the other day. What a smile. Thank you.

[The Sun Apologies @SunApology]

"Ah, I've had a wonderful day on my first stock photo shoot gents! I guess this is likely to be used for canal boat holidays and so forth?"

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Seriously, I've got corgis who could run these things better than that clown Grayling

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@SouthernRailUK normal??? You are sooooo funny.

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@SouthernRailUK what are you striking for? To disrupt us? You don't need to strike to do that.

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@DaveWeasel because nothing is better than getting dog poo out of the sole of a shoe.

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@SouthernRailUK #MeettheManager I'll leave now. The next train should get me to Victoria sometime in December.

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@KTHopkins @guardian haven't you left yet. I'll help you pack.

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@AskHalifaxBank I'm already a customer. No £100 for me. But cut my £5 monthly reward to £3 why don't you.

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@AskHalifaxBank how can you give £100 to new customers yet almost cut the reward you give loyal customers in half?

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@jimjefferies I can't remember the last time I saw bush.

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@HippodromeLDN #win #AdventCalendar 1900.

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@KTHopkins are you still here?

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@keon_d undoubtedly. We could wrap you up for Christmas.

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@keon_d