Jed

eh

[Jed @JedGriffin]

I think people forget sometimes how hard Muhammad Ali was. Imagine if the best athlete in the world strictly spoke in riddles and rhymes. There’s levels to it.

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

[Sean Johnson 🔥 @intentionally]

I voted for her. I think he’s a bad guy.

But if you lose the senate, house, electoral college AND popular vote, and you think the lesson is half the country is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and stupid… wrong lesson. And the same thing will likely happen in 2028.

[Jed @JedGriffin]

Pain.

[Jed @JedGriffin]

Man I love Detroit sports so dang much. Nothing scarier than a team with nothing to lose. Tigers WS would feed generations.

[Jed @JedGriffin]

How come like 3/4 guitar tabs u look up for chords are just objectively wrong. I’ve checked 4 different tabs, all the top google options, and not a single one was correct. Embarassing @ultimateguitar

[Jed @JedGriffin]

What are astronauts studying in space that can’t be studied from earth? (I’m actually curious, if u know please do tell)

[Jed @JedGriffin]

It’s so insane to me that I can’t watch the Olympics on live tv. Gotta get peacock or some shit. Tryna cheer on my country and can’t bc of my country.

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’m tired of everyone lying. The beach is only fun for like 2 hours max

[Jed @JedGriffin]

@brander___ Whimsy and intellectual curiosity comes from within. No earthly treasure will save u from the jading nature of life. Only you can. Complain or compete, my friend.

[Jed @JedGriffin]

Brain is fully developed in 2 days and I haven’t lost one shred of my childlike whimsy. Jed - 1, The jading nature of life: 0.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

as a dog , I can’t imagine something more embarrassing than your ear being inside out. just HUMILIATING

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Can’t stop thinking about how sick the paint jobs are on Greek Air Force planes

[Are You Gay Test🔆 @bonnibloop_]

pov ur a dumb idiot green pig in a oddly breakable house

[Ben Upton @Ben_Upton5]

I miss taking on field batting practice and shagging in the outfield.

There should be some place in every city where we can pay a monthly membership to take live BP after getting off work.

I don’t want a gym membership, I want an open field where I can hawk down flyballs

[Jed @JedGriffin]

Becoming obsessed with learning how to tie obscure camping and fishing knots. Being in my mid 20s kicks ass

[Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr]

"I wonder what could make this splendid summer night even better"

The Joyous Firefly: