Drake: Your feet are small 🤣
Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.
The plan:
- 13 coors lights with the fellas
- find the nearest bar that has touch tunes
- play Creed, Nickelback, and Green Day all night
- talk to ZERO women
- drunk order 2 large pizzas
- pass out before the pizza arrives