Jeff Dunham

Christian dad & friend. Baseballaholic. Mental Health Advocate. Pro-life birth father. #DeSantis24. Phillies, Red Sox, Colts, Pacers.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@ML_Philosophy Get enough sleep
Drink enough water
Exercise daily
Proactively reduce daily stress
Eat more roughage, fruit, veggies and whole grains.
Consume less sugar

[Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo]

Wish he was saying that about immigration reform and making trade schools and college more affordable. Instead, pointless party antics. McCarthy likes survives but when will the drama be replaced by doing the people's business?
@NewsNation

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@PsychologyDose_ Just remember this distinction between child like and childish.

[Naval Quotes @NavalQuotes247]

"The more seriously you take yourself, the unhappier you’re going to be."

@naval

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@Montreal_Hohhot My daughter and her best friend will be there!🥳🎉

[Phillies Fan in Montréal @Montreal_Hohhot]

Today is the day!!! Go Phils!!! 💪 #RedOctober

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@PhillyFanLife It's not even 8:08 am. But, on the bright side, there's baseball on TV from 3:00 on.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@UKPhillies @MiamiMarlins_UK Not having Alcantera is too big a handicap to overcome.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@OmarHamada @itscherylyoung 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[Omar L. Hamada, MD, MBA @OmarHamada]

I love bringing life into the world.

Just got done with a repeat C-section at term with frank breech. A little challenging but fun doing the surgery, hearing the baby’s beautiful mad piercing cry as he comes out, and watching mom’s face light up with glee! 

I just don’t understand how so many of my colleagues enjoy killing these same little babies that we were sworn to help.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

There should be serious penalties in law for falsely accusing someone of sexual assault. This is INSANE.

[Baseball by BSmile @BSmile]

60 Years Ago Today: Los Angeles #Dodgers legend Sandy Koufax sets a new record when he strikes out 15 New York #Yankees in Game 1 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium! The great Vin Scully with the classic voice-over! (October 2, 1963) #MLB #Baseball #History #Postseason

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@TwiterGamlng @SNFonNBC That's why I said within reason.

[Alfred E. Newmemes @AlfredENewmemes]

Import the 3rd World and become the 3rd World

[tuna queen @tunafishqueen]

Trump needs to drop out now, to save the Republic.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@CHChabs @Montreal_Expos It won't matter long, as MLB has been in the proccess of merging the leagues, then dividing by geography into East/West, just like the Winter sports, for about 20 years. That said 2 AL teams in Canada makes as much sense as 2 AL teams in Texas or 2 NL teams in Pennsylvania.

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

Apparently, baseball isn't the only sport in which both NYC teams will miss the playoffs this year.😒

[Jeff Dunham @JeffPunnybone]

@CalmYourMitts Nothing else on TV

[Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 @RightWingDad]

Donald Trump and the Quest To Find Melania (2023)

[See Clearly ✞ 🇺🇸 A snooty little cutie! USA 1st @annierrobins]

I believe the Dems are gunning for Trump.

I just don't think it's a good enough reason to vote for him.

I want a POTUS who actually is conservative and DELIVERS on campaign promises. Trump called us lunatics for believing his.

#DeSantis2024
#TrumpCivilTrial