Jek Zinder

Political/Comedy/Creative Content Creator, Writer, GND, Legalize Weed, BLM, UBI, M4A, Anti-Imperialism, Decriminalize Sex Work, Anime, She/They

[Jek Zinder @JekZinder]

Squidfest, Axefest, Prairefest, in Stardew Valley! https://t.co/8twbheUEpJ

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if there’s any “terrorism” that happens on us soil now, you will never be able to convince me nor millions of other americans that it wasn’t israel and america conducting it together to rally the masses to support an insanely unpopular war.

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@WUTangKids Kid Rock hoping if he humiliates himself enough on camera, that they will make an SNL sketch out of it.

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@wongywongy @pslnational Next we will find out they all own at least one hard cover book. A hard cover and multiple pieces of paper is even more expensive than a printed sign. Who's funding all the people that own a whole hard cover book?

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@Cher352 @IClone2 @DerrickEvans4WV Right, we have all heard the saying "give a person a sign, it feeds them for the day, give a person matching signs it feeds and takes care of them for a lifetime." Having 3 matching signs, that's generational wealth.

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@InThe_Yard @TPostMillennial Imagine if you could afford just two signs that match the warning sign in your profile picture. You would be rich. You wouldn't have to work another day in your live with that kind of money.

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@stop_emf @allenanalysis If I had 50 matching signs I would sell them and buy myself a house with the money. Hell, if I had 50 matching hardcover books I could by myself an expensive house in the heart of L.A.

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@cincomomma @MrAndyNgo Imagine if they had multiple matching printed books, what do they think this is, the 21st century? A normal person couldn't afford one sign, let alone multiple. You'd have to be a Billionaire like Elon Musk to own a sign.

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@jjensml @nicksortor Matching signs? you'd have to be a billionaire to have those. Even one printed sign is more than a lifetimes worth of saving for the average American. Imagine a world where you could actually afford a handful of signs Jen, pure utopian fairy tales right?

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At least we don't live in a timeline where the 67 meme is actually just a symptom of schizophrenia spread by a population in desperate need of mental healthcare that the system is too broken to give them. Glad it's just a funny meme, and not a symptom of late stage capitalism.

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@beast3090 @KyleKulinski When he runs in 2028 I look forward to seeing some of his most famous lines as campaign promises, such as: "I will suck a ding dong to stop world war 3," "I will eat your ass."

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@mr_punman They had multiple. Off the top of my head there's Yesterday with lines like "suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be." and Something with "You're asking me will my love grow? I don't know, I don't know."

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@thek2club @soy_noodlez couldn't be that far of a reach. The Beatles did Octopus Garden and had that line "you're asking me will my love grow? I don't know, I don't know" from Something.

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@riotwomennn

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@coordiNATE89 All the liberals right now are like

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Ever look at an archive of a 5 year old viral tweet and realize that since that screenshot was taken the post has lost 1000's of likes? What's going on with that?

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@Joan_Atoms Hell yeah

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@JohnMajury @P_McCulloughMD people with three fully formed completely dexterous double vaccinated arms have been around for 26 years. And just like you said, only in the last 25 years has things have happened. It's clear the extra pit is emitting powerful odor that caused all of this. Deodorant is solution

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@SunshineErth @P_McCulloughMD yeah, we do. the data is right here. As you can see the unvaccinated adult who hadn't taken Tylenol, actually grew a third arm. And the vaccinated child never developed one. Very interesting findings.

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@LeonidasofTroy @P_McCulloughMD There are too few arms!

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@Maxy_Max73 @P_McCulloughMD grow a third arm dummy. Did you not read the image?