jelena

these violent delights have violent ends

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[𒋻 @AdiiiFCB]

Picture so historic that UNICEF itself came out to verify it lol

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

One must imagine Sisyphos happy…

[🩰 @ALMONDPR1NCESS]

a skinny, slinky + slightly loose fitting tennis bracelet is the most timeless & chic jewellery piece to ever exist

[lia @updharmadrown]

reminds me of this :`)

[valentine @valawakened]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[Meme Gene @ofreacharound]

Soccer is the most European of sports because while the athletes are real and there is actual activity, the final outcomes are determined by procedural manipulation of random bureaucrats

[Ashley @AshleyTXBurner]

Dude is the most marketable thing Norway has had since reindeer started pulling Santa’s sleigh.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

However badly your day goes, just remind yourself that at least you're not a policeman on a late shift in Paris tonight

[lombo @JanktoBarak]

If I was a footballer, I would just learn the most random sentences in the languages of my opponents in perfect accent. Whispering "I am quite fond of chamomile tea" to Haaland in perfect Norwegian would break his concentration more than any defending you could do...

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

One of my favorite things about him is that he’ll unleash these 5 minute stand up comedy sets in the middle of the most unrelated press conference imaginable

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Hitler couldn’t burn down Paris but this game might

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Upwards, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1929, (rotated, detail), 📸 by Lars Baron

[Liz⁷ 🪭 @arirangliz]

Omg OG colonizer battle

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention