Jemma

Does close her mouth occasionally

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

@JeremyLovechild @fesshole Not a shifty MF! ✊

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

Paul thought he was a super cunning Dick Dastardly which left Mutley space to go on and win! #TheTraitors

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

@MrGeogRocks @firstdirect Same experience today. Thankfully I don’t use them for my main banking but makes you wonder if basic transactions can’t be processed, what other failures are soon to be bestowed upon us. Complaint logged as “no timescales” around resolving the issue.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Sunak's priorities

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Jacob Rees-Mogg is so patriotic he pays almost no tax, has moved all his businesses to Ireland, has an Irish passport and is registered for tax in the Cayman Islands tax haven.

He truly is the ideal of Brexit, a flag waving, tax dodging, passport changing charlatan.

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

@JeremyLovechild @Aazzie I always ask Lee if things are suitable for me. He always lies and says they are then enjoys my terror. Sadist!

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

Have been instructed by the 7 year old to tell @jamieoliver, the berry crumble is "the most magnificent thing I've ever had in my life, not including Minecraft." High praise! #jamiesonepoundwonders

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to Therese Coffey has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @theresecoffey so she can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

@JeremyLovechild @anon_opin Your bestie 🤐

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

You’ve spelt bullshit wrong, lads.

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

Found out today I owe HMRC £1500 from 20-21. I'm PAYE and always have been. They want it paying by Tuesday! Some animals really are more equal than others. #NotA #TaxDodger

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

@consequence @WeAreDeLaSoul @JeremyLovechild look! 👀

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Imagine you're Richard Madeley.

You've spent the whole Christmas coming up with a comeback for Mick Lynch after he ran rings around you the last time you spoke.

You give it your best shot, and in three seconds Mick Lynch makes you look silly. Again.

[Daniel Mercer @danny_mercer]

It’s Boxing Day. So I’m on a mandatory 12-hour bank holiday shift for £14ph as a doctor :)

I earned more on Boxing Day on the tills at Asda in 2012.

#FullPayRestoration
#strikehard

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

#Traitors amazing! Christmas panto at its best! Greedy Wilf... BOO!!!

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

Jamie and I do not share the same sense of what's easy. The screws/keys/general crap in the pestle and mortar would need rehoming for a start #JamiesEasyChristmas

[Gareth Lewis @Glewzzz2010]

Lets not forget who Nadhim Zahawi is.

So in touch with the people, he claimed £5,000 pounds in expenses to heat his stables for his horses!!
While voting against £20 uplift to benefits for the vulnerable, & refusing public sector and nurses to have a pay rise.

#ridge #BBCLauraK

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

I thought #Babar was going to bring on some warm reminiscing about the lovely old elephant. Bit disappointed now.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Braverman lost to tofu, Truss lost to a lettuce, vegans having an amazing week tbf

[Jemma @Jemmmmmer]

@VeryHelpers Royal Mail turned up outside of the slot I'd booked for a return and I was out. How do I rearrange this please? There's no information on the email they sent me. Thanks