“Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks if you are happy.”
Heath Ledger
OK so I've just found out that green peppers turn yellow then orange then red and they're actually all the same pepper just less ripe and my mind is blown
God, drunk as fuck: “YOU KNOW ANTS RIGHT?”
“Yes”
“IMAGINE THEM WITH WINGS”
“No”
“AND EVERYWHERE”
“why”
“BUT FOR ONLY LIKE THREE DAYS A YEAR”
“What about creating world peace?”
“MASSIVE TEMPORARY FLYING TINY ARMY”