Jen M

You can take the girl out of Georgia, but she’ll always be a Bulldog 🏈🐶🍑💕

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@TheJeditor Half-chewed pens that don’t write anymore

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@ElonMNews I say we split it right down the middle, go with TwiX and call it good. 😆🍫

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@greg16676935420 Bring on the sliced mouth corners. Those suckers are delicious, but dangerous. 😱

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@greg16676935420 Purple or pink… yum! 😋

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@moonsoon @DianaWallace888 Planes have been noticed flying in unusual ways”… ✈️
I think that’s what they refer to as, moving out of the path of the storm. 🙄
“SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN‼️”… 😱🤯
Yeah… THE STORM! ⛈️ 🤣

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@DianaWallace888 @MattWallace888 “Planes have been noticed flying in unusual ways”… ✈️
I think that’s what they refer to as, moving out of the path of the storm. 🙄
“SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN‼️”… 😱🤯
Yeah… THE STORM! ⛈️ 🤣

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@DraggonFodder Haha! I know, right? 🗼🛫
“Planes have been noticed flying in unusual ways”…
I think that’s what they refer to as, moving out of the path of the storm.
Yeah but, “SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN‼️”…
That’s THE STORM! ⛈️🤣

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@HowtoADHD I just took a screenshot of this meme about having too many screenshots…

Anyone else willing to fess up to that?

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@MarinaRobb @HowtoADHD You too?

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@HowtoADHD OMG! I thought I was the only one! 😆
And while we’re on the topic…

Hey, @Apple…
How come I can take a photo that’s 5 mb, but if I go back and take a screenshot of that very same photo at a later time (it’s an #ADHDthing, you wouldn’t understand), it’s now over 9 mb?? 🤔

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@ianmiles Am I the only one curious how this guy found the ONLY empty @Apple Store on the entire globe in the history of all time ever? Even using #AppleCare, I wait weeks for a #GeniusBar appt and still have to wait in line to enter while this guy breezes in and out with stolen merch. 🙄

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@edvegaviolante @greg16676935420 My thoughts exactly! 😄

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

I’ve been telling people that 3 is my favorite number for years and never had a way to backup my answer… until now.

Thank you, @greg16676935420 for undeniably putting this age old question to bed, once and for all. 🫳🏼🎤

[greg @greg16676935420]

Numbers 1-100 ranked, worst to best

100. 39
99. 41
98. 8
97. 43
96. 59
95. 74
94. 61
93. 89
92. 58
91. 12
90. 14
89. 19
88. 38
87. 71
86. 73
85. 55
84. 56
83. 37
82. 45
81. 76
80. 78
79. 96
78. 98
77. 87
76. 6
75. 68
74. 79
73. 85
72. 34
71. 42
70. 25
69. 18
68. 5
67. 84
66. 83
65. 65
64. 47
63. 53
62. 31
61. 52
60. 92
59. 91
58. 72
57. 46
56. 48
55. 23
54. 24
53. 15
52. 29
51. 51
50. 95
49. 16
48. 35
47. 64
46. 63
45. 75
44. 93
43. 13
42. 17
41. 32
40. 86
39. 62
38. 10
37. 57
36. 21
35. 20
34. 11
33. 36
32. 44
31. 90
30. 70
29. 49
28. 28
27. 27
26. 26
25. 9
24. 82
23. 81
22. 80
21. 97
20. 67
19. 66
18. 22
17. 30
16. 2
15. 50
14. 54
13. 40
12. 94
11. 60
10. 4
9. 88
8. 1
7. 77
6. 100
5. 33
4. 7
3. 99
2. 69
1. 3

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@greg16676935420 @seek_philosophy I’ve been telling people that 3 is my favorite number for years and never had a way to backup my answer… until now.

Thank you, @greg16676935420 for undeniably putting this age old question to bed, once and for all. 🫳🏼🎤

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

Georgia Football on X: "True Dawg fans rep the “G” 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 Saturday? ⤵️" / X https://t.co/LNx2XuZduF

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

True Dawg fans rep the “G” 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 Saturday? ⤵️

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@Dalbodog Waldo

(due to the hardcore game of “I Spy” he seems to be playing)

- or -

Prairie

(as in dog)

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@tyromper Powerful illustration 🛶

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@tyromper THIS!!

[Jen M @JenMahaffy]

@googlechrome I refer to this as @googlechrome’s #BlessYourHeart face. 🤦🏼‍♀️

And for those of you who may not be familiar with this #southern colloquialism… trust me, it is not a compliment.

“Hon, you’ve got more than 99 tabs open? Bless your heart! We’re just going to stop counting & smile.”