Jen Sakato

Twitter is dumb. I post nonsense on Instagram, go there. Peace.

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

@RondaRousey I'm so excited for your arrival to @WWE ! Stop smiling, though. You're an unleashed animal, not a homecoming queen.

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

A bunch of kids were gruesomely murdered at camp? Send the police station janitor! #gutsforlaughs

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

Those capture the flag kids are getting attacked by the leftover murder bees #gutsforlaughs

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

@ODEONCinemas is your joke theft limitless too? Cuz you're off to a good start with @matt_obrien content!

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

@hipstersuen thanks for coming by! Hope you like @PatCoppolino DVD!

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

@LilHollyAnne @Danguiry ahahhaha

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

@idiotgallant wow thank you so much! You da best!!

[Tim FM McDonald @timfmmcdonald]

This week @JenSakato and @LizWorthXO go Back To Degrassi with me! New Podcast ep is out!!! http://t.co/9vP4VSrPcB

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

“@LizWorthXO: Fun times today doing a #Degrassi podcast with @JenSakato!" Thanks @timfmmcdonald! We had fun!

[Wicked Social @wickedsocialcbc]

Teaser is shot! @thischristophe is editing! Thanks to actors @danielwoodrow @JenSakato @JackiePirico @patrickhaye & more for helping:)

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

Yo @ezypantskire check your band's fb msgs :)

[Terrance Balazo @T_Balazo]

I feel the same way about Breaking Bad as I do about a professional pitcher pitching a perfect game.

I have never personally seen either.

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

Does anyone else take on a fucked up accent when speaking English with a québécois? #accidentalracist #sorryquebec

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

Giant cat or tiny chair? We'll never know. #itsatinychair

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

I like how the Bounty knockoff looks like "Bland Bar" at first glance #dollarstorechoco

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

@FMaritoL @hotbeansvegan yeah dude, don't eat lunch that day. Their burritos are baby-sized. By which I mean, the size of an actual infant

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

My entire apt building is full of singles in their 30s but no one's bangin' anyone. #melroseplace #moving

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

This in my apt's trash bin right now. I'll stick to littering on the ground from now on #weirddayfortrash

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

"getting a divorce & then staying together to fuck the system" ~ my buddy's plans for his 1yr anniversary with his wife

[Jen Sakato @JenSakato]

Found an empty bag of chips in the ladies room garbage can at work. Who's eating junk food on the toilet?? and why aren't we friends yet.