Jennifer Abplanalp

Alumna of UW–Madison | 2015 | Life Sciences Communication and Environmental Studies. Bike commuter. Amateur llama wrangler. Tweets my own.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

I upgraded my '03 manual shift #FordFocusZX5 for a '17 #PriusV.

I no longer drive a car.

I operate a land faring space ship.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@WisconsinUnion I’m waiting for the Bat, err, Chair Signal ...

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@Twitter's "In case you missed it" notifications are the absolute worst.

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Truth isn’t truth.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

You're killing me @SmithsonianChan. I've waited for months to watch "The Coronation" and you take it down while I'm half way through the program? Now I get the privilege of paying to finish watching. Kinda lame. Gotta be honest.

[Prof. Katharine Hayhoe @KHayhoe]

Here’s nearly 500 pages of evidence. Pls feel free to get back to me with any Q’s after you’ve read it. After, not before. https://t.co/FzUWIh0Q1u https://t.co/EQLFjwkNGj

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@copenhagenize Sometimes the temporary protected bike lanes occur even in cities that have few protected bike lanes. Take Madison, Wis. That’s a puzzle.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

Dear @Skittles, why do your red Skittles taste like green Skittles? Signed a disappointed, sour apple-hating Skittle eater.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@natemoll @jplucas55 You reckon that cross stitch pattern’s on Etsy?

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@prettyschlitty Sounds about right.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth

[@drhonor.bsky.social @drhonor]

The narrative of The Marginalized Conservative has got to stop. They control all three branches of government, have consolidated single-party rule in numerous state legislatures, literally control the media script, and yet still claim to be an oppressed minority. Just stop it. https://t.co/BQqe4yPT6k

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

As a surgeon, I’ve operated on gunshot victims who’ve had bullets tear through their intestines, cut through their spinal cord, and pulverize their kidneys and liver. Rick Santorum telling kids to shut up and take CPR classes is simply unconscionable.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

His passing has left an intellectual vacuum in his wake. But it's not empty. Think of it as a kind of vacuum energy permeating the fabric of spacetime that defies measure. Stephen Hawking, RIP 1942-2018.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@BrooklynSpoke Best way to legally commit murder. Wait until they’re walking or on a bike. Then they’re free game.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@abo4eva Wall Drug. Trust me. Just go. It’s hilarious.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@maggiekb1 I’m sticking with xennial.

[Jennifer Abplanalp @Jen_Abplanalp]

@bksim0n @UWMadison That’s fair.