Brad Simon

probably kidding

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

Best things to happen to me in 2020:

1. folklore
2. becoming a dad
3. evermore

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@Brandon_Warne ughhhhhhhhhh tickets down to $633 do i have to go now? 1.5 hour drive for me but 4.5 for my dad and thats like a trip we gotta do together right?

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

Kody's bad challenges cost the #MNTwins another one.

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

I am so fucking sick of Kody Clemens losing the #MNTwins final challenge in the middle innings of a close game. Shelton has to stop that. Save them all for Jeffers on defense. Fuck.

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

aaaand that's why

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@lorileistorm disagree - i'll take annoyed/annoying but clearly cares about wi any day. i'll never forget watching her struggle to chase down her toddler at the farmers market a few years ago and found that extremely relatable lol

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@Brandon_Warne "Nearer, My God, To Thee" gotta be the walkout song, and get katy perry's people on a way to come in on a cloud

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

That was a good baseball game. #MNTwins

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In his MLB career, Kody Clemens has:

- recorded a strikeout on the mound
- notched a 3-homer game at the plate
- hit an ultimate grand slam (walkoff GS down by 3)

The only other player in MLB history to do all 3 is Babe Ruth.

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

jacque jones appearance!

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

SportsCenter top plays for Friday July 28, 2006

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

what the hell is kody clemens gonna do

[People @people]

4 Players on the Minnesota Twins Are Getting Married the Same Day, MLB Jokes ‘Poor Wedding Planning?’ https://t.co/OL1jw7VZM5

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@NickNelsonMN 6. Adams, glee

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@2007warpedtour this is a great tweet. well done 👏

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

i get knocked down
i pick matt bowman up again
i get knocked down
i pick matt bowman up again
i get knocked down
i pick matt bowman up again
i get knocked down
i pick matt bowman up again
i get knocked down
i pick matt bowman up again
#MNTwins

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

little red corvette and locker room dance party vibes, shades of 2015. #MNTwins

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Taj Bradley on vibes:

"It's all smiles in the dugout. Just having a good time. We're yelling in the dugout, the locker room is phenomenal. Everybody is having a good time. Bus rides, plane rides, everything is all smiles on all cylinders. Instead of grinding, we're having fun."

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@PatelESPN it's just like tax code. started simple, don't fake out the batter = we tax you this much.

then it got so "what about a shoulder flinch" or "what if a room in my house is solely for my business" etc.

we have lost the plot

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

i'm not crying, you're crying! okay yeah i'm crying

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

❤️

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

@CC20rake max kepler vs trevor bauer. 6/6/2019

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

i guess i gotta go 6 since it's where i live and have have always lived (though i think i actually grew up on that black line intersection south of minneapolis)

[Trashed Panda @RailroadRaccoon]

You can only live in one place for the rest of your life, where you going?

[Brad Simon @bksim0n]

the only people unhappy about Buxton's full no trade clause are the whiny ass bitch fans of rich teams who are used to getting everything they ever fucking wanted.

and maybe the pohlads who want to shed more salary but FTP