Jenny Cassells 💙

Earthling, fidget, annoyer

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

@PayByPhone Many thanks

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

@PayByPhone Hi, once parking has been paid for over the phone, should we receive a text to confirm the payment? Thanks.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Quell surprise! Nil points for UK 😂
#Eurovisión2026

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Apparently Gaga can turn a dancefloor into a runway.
I can turn a bath into a jacuzzi but you don't see me writing a song about it.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

If you are eating a light coloured yoghurt whilst also applying hydrocortisone cream and you think it's yoghurt on your finger so you lick it off, sometimes it isn't.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Tuna in spring water is an insult to the fish that gave its life.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Even better than that, Robert Glenister as Julian's older brother. Come on.... Come onnnnnn. Do it.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

I need a film or telly show where Julian Rhind-Tutt and Jack O'Connell play father and son. I just do, m'kay.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

I need a film or telly show where Julian Rhind-Tutt and Jack O'Connell play father and son. I just do, m'kay.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

The moons of Uranus are named after Shakespeare's characters and they didn't think to call one of them Bottom? 🤷

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Christ, this needs to improve. #SNLUK

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

#ChuckNorris doesn't go to heaven, heaven comes to him.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

@AskPayPal Thanks, I'll give that a try.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

@AskPayPal Hi, I'm going round in circles trying to report receipt of a payment I don't recognise but there is no option for that in your resolution centre so my case has been closed. I'm in the UK. Thanks

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

FFS. I've only just realised that One Foot In The Algarve has the word grave in it 🤦😳

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Not me at 50 something years old watching two episodes of Paddington on Milkshake! this morning but then muttering to myself that I draw the line at Paw Patrol.

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

@Gmackematix Fair point 😁

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

What in the name of all things atrocious is this absolute spaff of licence payer's fees? #doyouknowyourplace https://t.co/oORFZjU8rb

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Thinking of hiring out the Excel Centre to display every single pillow I've accumulated in my ongoing quest to find exactly the right one.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.
I figured my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though I knew I wasn’t speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but the camera flashed again.
Now I began to think this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed once more, yet the camera flashed again.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You know, you just can’t fix stupid. 😖

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

@rubyeyelashes Thanks for letting me know - on both points 🙂 👍

[Jenny Cassells 💙 @Jenjonks]

Hi @Matalan It would be very helpful if these stickers were put anywhere other than the glass on these photo frames as they leave a sticky residue when removed despite many attempts to lift off the residue using other stickers. Thanks.