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[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Dead serious question: why do people run marathons? Do they get paid?

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

This guy is not getting 5 stars from me

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Look at how smoothly and gracefully he moves!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

!! Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed an NBC News reporter — twice — leaving long voicemail messages in which he's heard discussing Joe Biden, business in Bahrain and his need for cash.

"The problem is we need some money," Giuliani says to unidentified man.
https://t.co/GTewUkCgSS

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

Ok fine. I am Mitt Romney.

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Welcome to "Mountain City!" Built on mountains, #Chongqing in SW China is famous for the special landscape that combines mountainous terrain with urban construction.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

“When you’re the father and your son’s entire career is dependent on that, they own you,” said Donald Trump Jr. https://t.co/CfArWvJVW3

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

If it’s Warren vs Trump and you say that means you have no choice but to vote for Trump

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[Pat Cunnane @PatCunnane]

ME: How are the contractions coming? By the way, my cold is worsening and my sniffles are intensifying.

HER:

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

This is so so so so horrific.

[CeFaan Kim @CeFaanKim]

Violent assault in pedestrian walkway on Upper West Side at 68th & Amsterdam. Last night 2 suspects punched 57-year-old woman from behind, tried to rob her. Witness says he heard screaming for help; guard at construction site may have chased them away. Fractured bones in her face

[Michelle Ruiz @michelleruiz]

She looks so close to crying here. It’s a terrible thing to relate to as a woman: the impulse to hold it together and not break.

[Tom Kretchmar @tkretchmar]

Tired: pizza rat
Wired: cigarette cockroach

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Have you ever tried Tanghulu? This candied fruit snack on a stick is a popular winter snack in northern China. Watch how one snack maker magically covers it with cotton candy.

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

Also oh my god call the glass cutters or sliding door company and get in there. This is so sad.

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

There should be a risk factor about this in their delayed S-1...

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door.

No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

Hey @AndrewYang and @Zach_Graumann - Can you be very careful when meeting with Shane Gillis to not come across as speaking on behalf of Asian-Americans? It’ll be too easy for the media to take you up on that. Seriously. Thanks in advance.

[💖 @Jenn2017NY]

@Shanemgillis What’s sad about this apology is that you view saying “fucking chinks” as a risk.... it is a risk. Risks have consequences. Your consequence here is that thousands, if not millions, of people will never view you the same. @nbcsnl