Jennifer

enjoy every day.

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Jennifer @JennKopacz]

I wonder if my FBI agent is still being forced to listen to me sing into my phone as if it’s a microphone.. or if he gets a break bc the government is still shutdown

[Jennifer @JennKopacz]

My boyfriend’s niece said Santa’s bringing her undies, a cowboy & a house for Christmas.. I think I’m gonna start believing again

[MaxPad @Max_Padd]

How can you people show 0 respect for Mike McCarthy - he did so much for us as a team and so much for the city and community. Our fan base is getting worse and worse bro I swear. Yes he had to go, but be thankful for the good times and show some class

[Carly Andregg @carlywhirl]

Is it just me or does Jordan Belfort take you back to a raunchy house party basement drinking uv blue and Gatorade

[A!y N¡cole @alyyyyynicole]

I NEED YOUR HELP with finding the boy i think i might be in love with😩We stood next to each other through the @SYLARNY / @knockedloose / @BEARTOOTHband concert and I didn’t even get his name 😭 pls RT to help this purple hair’d mistress find her soul mate!!!!

[Kelly Perkins @KellyPerkins22]

I take wishing on a shooting star very seriously ⭐️💫

[“Matt” @MRP1725]

Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas

[relatable @byreIatable]

"How's studying for finals going?"

[Blair @blairdaddio]

whoever has my voodoo doll please make it study

[tonya m. @tonyamj_]

My 5 step plan to a life of success:

1. Graduate from school
2. ???
3. ??????
4. ???????????
5. Retire to my beach house in Tobago