Jenn McGant

sex & laughs

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

didn't sleep last night because I realized taylor swift was fucking lying about shaking it off

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

long strong and down to get the friction on - my vibrator

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

my side roll brings all the boyz to the yard

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

You call it day drinking, I call it something unintelligible because I’m day drinking.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I hope the wife of the guy who said he loved her even though she's fat says I love him even though his dick looks like a fucked up otter pop

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump's going on vacation for 17 days, or 1.7 Scaramuccis.

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

I always thought the wizard of oz didn't have enough violence. Thanks NBC.

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

virgin https://t.co/GnqCLPgitC

[Lisa Beth Johnson @ladybirdj]

Someone tell Trump the earth was harassed by the Hamilton cast.

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

im fleeker than you

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

what the fuck america these I voted stickers barely cover my nipples

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

@iTaliaWhat didnt see it on my tl

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

@iTaliaWhat i purged from laughing too hard

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

I wish this was a thing. https://t.co/8p3GJ7BF6T

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

@iTaliaWhat 🖕😜

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

Remember when Martin Sheen played Trump in the Dead Zone?

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

ugh doesn't chris brown realize that we ran out of jokes about how shitty he is three years ago

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

@iTaliaWhat ive been so bored with social media then i got notified of this