Kristen Smith

i play with fire

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

my side roll brings all the boyz to the yard

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I hope the wife of the guy who said he loved her even though she's fat says I love him even though his dick looks like a fucked up otter pop

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

virgin https://t.co/GnqCLPgitC

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

im fleeker than you

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

2016 the year everyone became a democrat

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

how dare beyonce take away from princes 4th day of death

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

are sports done yet

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

“@JennMcgant: dont pinch me my vagina has been oozing green for days” gross 🤑

[Kirk Fox @kirkfox]

I'm trying not to drink for a few days. Not in a row, but total.

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

i feel the bern every time i urinate

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

if you drink dewers youre just a cunt

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

“@iTaliaWhat: Who's excited for VD?” im always excited for vd

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

kanye i will shit on u

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

tang is so unbecoming

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

merry xmas all

[Alicia Spitz @alispitzzz]

wheres the south bend shovel slayer when you need him

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

cant wait for my dick in a box this christmas

[Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx]

"I'm dreaming of a White Christmas"

-Donald Trump... Probably

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

Dating requirement: give good star wars.

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

buying chantix for everyone i hate this christmas