Alicia Spitz

fish out of water

[Kristen Smith @wordKsmith]

my side roll brings all the boyz to the yard

[Alicia Spitz @alispitzzz]

@iTaliaWhat i only look at notifications

[Gavin Speiller @gavinspeiller]

Somebody needs to help me calm the fuck down.

[Gavin Speiller @gavinspeiller]

Why is Saddam Hussein trending? OMG did he die?!

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

how dare beyonce take away from princes 4th day of death

[rob fee @robfee]

*makes the guy in the car next to me roll down his window*
I SAID IT LOOKS LIKE JAY-Z HAS A HUNDRED PROBLEMS NOW

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

Who's excited for VD?

[Alicia Spitz @alispitzzz]

forgot

[Alicia Spitz @alispitzzz]

@JennMcgant i fogot i had a twitter then i got a notification that you tweeted

[rob fee @robfee]

*Tom Brady gets mad and rips $7,000 worth of scarves off his coat rack*

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

wish i got pounded like the panthers drum during a game

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

You'll hear all kinds of pickup lines at the club. #SNL https://t.co/UUA8UKHbm5

[Alicia Spitz @alispitzzz]

revenant is soooooooo gooooodeeee

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

Ray Finkle knows your pain, Blair Walsh.

[Gavin Speiller @gavinspeiller]

They want to change the 2nd Amendment, Jerry!
So they want to...amend an amendment.
You can't amend an amendment!
You can amend it, baby!

[Alicia Spitz @alispitzzz]

wheres the south bend shovel slayer when you need him

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

cant wait for my dick in a box this christmas

[Talia Cole @iTaliaWhat]

Dating requirement: give good star wars.

[Jenn McGant @JennMcgant]

buying chantix for everyone i hate this christmas