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[Larry Gobberts @muffnbufflarry]

Team Holiday party tonight at @ tennyson. Code LarryIsKing at the door for no cover charge. @MFHockeyClub

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Huck coming out firing. We bet if @JeradChurch was his client, he might not be asking for 83 to be cut.

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Sources say @JeradChurch has been very sad, seeing his failed pursuit of @AOC when she decided @maxstarks78 was more her type. Since then 83 is keeping himself busy in the art of advanced pasta making & as a @WhiteClaw influencer.

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Off a steal & great individual effort, @JeradChurch scores the unassisted game tying goal through a marvelous double screen from @razmatazz05 & @Wolf_Stansson39. Crowd in a total frenzy. #ClassicRewatch #MFCains

[MuffinBuzz @MuffinBuzz]

Told @JeradChurch seen at local @FiveGuys postgame, most @MFHockeyClub allowed him to eat in peace but several interrupted for autographs. Took the second order to go but was gracious with all

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Huge game opening goal scored by @JeradChurch to get @MFHockeyClub off & running. Team seemed happy with his performance but he's been turning in these types of prime playoff performances since being a member of #TeamJuice.

[Muffin Farmers @MFHockeyClub]

#2019Playoffs
#WhateverItTakes
#AvengeTheFallen
#FarmOn
#BiCoastalDPartners
#VegasBaby
#MuffinNation

[Muffin Farmers @MFHockeyClub]

Congratulations to #MuffinFarmers goalie @JVayda34 for winning the Brodeur Trophy for least amount of goals allowed over the regular season, allowing only 23 goals for the entire regular season.
#BrickWall
#Congratulations
#FarmOn

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

In light of this story, sources report a large reason @JeradChurch was traded by @MFHockeyClub was his dedication to Fortnite & encouraging his teammates to start playing. @MontyOHoulihan viewed this as a huge distraction to an already distracted team.

[Muffin Farmers @MFHockeyClub]

#MuffinFarmers push their record to 6-3-0 with 1-0 victory over @kosports.@JVayda34 with the shutout. @Strombone55 credited with the loan goal.
#FarmOn
#WinningSeason

[Muffin Farmers @MFHockeyClub]

Happy Birthday to #MuffinFarmersAllDecadeTeam member @JeradChurch!
#ShutDownD
#GoodLuckInVegas
#FarmOn

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Sources say @MFHockeyClub traded @JeradChurch due to his inability to pair w/anyone other than @AlexArtayet and his failed forward experiment, @MontyOHoulihan moving him from D to the wing as “a pity to watch”.

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Sources say @JeradChurch will miss next @MFHockeyClub game & we know @ThurmanMcMurman is done after his heartbreaking video. Signs point to @Strombone55 filling in on D. No clue who fills the center slot behind @TM_Jr88 if that happens.

[Alex @RacecarRacecar0]

Had my heart ripped out AGAIN when I saw @JeradChurch was a healthy scratch today... #bummerbro

[Alex @RacecarRacecar0]

Had some difficulties getting prepared emotionally after learning my linemate @JeradChurch was out tonight. #MuffinFarmers #farmon

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Interim Coach @GordBennHockey on @JeradChurch return, "He really helped the breakout and prevented our opponents from gaining speed in the neutral zone. Really great gap control."

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Sources say @JeradChurch is being treated in the concussion protocol & was likely the impetus for @agenthuck's new rules for @MFHockeyClub.

[MuffInsider @MuffInsider]

Sources say @agenthuck & @NSIAgency left lunch w/deal in place for @JeradChurch but no agreement was reached for @Strombone55.