Jesse

Penguins, Dolphins and A's fan

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Best day ever.

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING: Penguins re-sign Evgeni Malkin. 1 year, $5.5M AAV. #LetsGoPens

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

COMMENTARY: Let’s say it plainly: There has never been a president as corrupt as Donald Trump.

There is no close second in our history.
https://t.co/RRV6gbiZi1

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.

[Matthew Segal @segalmr]

CLIENT: These federal charges seem serious. What kind of sentence could I get?

LAWYER: Depending on the next presidential election, you're looking at somewhere between life imprisonment and becoming a millionaire.

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Barring injury, for the 46th consecutive season, a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr will appear in the Stanley Cup Final

Brett Kulak (Avalanche) or Rasmus Andersson (Golden Knights)

[Canadian Hockey League @CHLHockey]

His 562 career points with the @QMJHL's Laval Voisins on their own are astonishing but in 1983-84, Mario Lemieux authored the greatest season in CHL history with 133 goals and 282 points in only 70 games! 🤯 #CHL50

📰 https://t.co/PDWFirwajl

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@AnnaNoelleDua He has the correct reaction

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@edyuwam @Arealmfngl When did you last check?

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@johnkonrad I think your seamen are inside of him after reading this

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@LasVegasLocally @greg16676935420 You're out of you're fucking mind if you think i'm tipping a casino 100k 🤣

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@nobull @NjTank99 Keep killing it @NjTank99 👊

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

I'm gonna sue so many places

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A California nurse who was served at least 14 tequila shots in under nine hours on a Carnival cruise ship has been awarded $300,000 by a federal jury.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA Tour announces welcome back party for LIV players tonight on the 9th green at 9pm. Players have also been advised to dress nice for the occasion.

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@TMZ

[Jesse @JesFoster76]

@ko_fights__ I don't care what side you're on, if you're being that annoying you deserve to get knocked out. Red coat was the best 🤣

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Goodnight and good luck

[Craig Carton @craigcartonlive]

Crazy story at yesterdays @Mets game - Guy in section 121 had a heart attack and his wife started frantically yelling for help or a doctor or nurse to come over - One random guy in the section who said he was neither started doing chest compressions and saved the mans life. Eventually paramedics showed up to take over and assist the fallen man. The hero went back to his seat, sat down and watched the rest of the game with zero fanfare or attention. He just wanted to watch the Mets win. When the game ended he walked out like nothing had happened. Don't know his name but he saved a mans life and is a hero.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane

“I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…”

Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy. Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane

Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft

He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security