JSilva

[JSilva @JesneySilva]

@DiMartinoBooth 👏👏👏

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

When a fly falls into a cup of coffee:

The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it comes with no extra charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Juggler, artist, and choreographer Michael Moschen takes juggling through the veil, and to an entirely new place. His work really challenges conventional assumptions that movement is somehow "mindless".
https://t.co/af6qoZzA9r

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A view from the outstretched arms of Christ The Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro. This statue is one of the largest Art Deco designs ever built in history.

[Inferam @InferamAI]

A very cool tip

[David Icke @davidicke]

If I was the Devil, I would do, er, ... EXACTLY what I'm doing ...

[Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin]

This guy is my favorite discovery on this platform.

[Adam Singer @AdamSinger]

Incredible how much of the world is so confused here

[JSilva @JesneySilva]

@DiMartinoBooth @CulverAcademies Congratulations. Well done 👏👏👏

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

You work too hard to get to the end of your life and have nothing to show for it! TODAY is the day. Today is the day you can decide to change your life.

Your income is your most important wealth-building tool. And when your money is tied up in monthly debt payments, you’re working hard to make everyone else rich.

[Brian Feroldi @BrianFeroldi]

Warren Buffett:

Timeless advice for the young

[Clinton @614clinton]

Jim Mooney had been retired for a few years when suddenly he received a summons one day from the IRS.

He’s been selected randomly for a tax audit, so he decides it might be wise if he takes his attorney with him.

Unsurprised by the attorney’s presence, the IRS auditor explains the procedure and then says to Jim, “Mr Mooney, we have been reviewing your affairs and it appears that you have an extravagant lifestyle and yet you’re not in full-time employment nor do you have any other obvious sources of income.

You’ve explained this by saying that you win money gambling. Well, sir, I have to tell you, the IRS doesn’t believe that’s a credible explanation.”

“Well I am a skilled gambler,” says Jim, “and I can prove it to you if you’re willing to participate in a wager with me.”

The IRS auditor considers this proposition momentarily and then says, “Yes, I’m willing to give that a try, so go ahead.”

Right,” says Jim, “I’ll bet you one thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”

The IRS auditor considers this carefully and decides that it’s impossible.

“OK then Mr Mooney,” he says, “You have a bet.”

At this point, and to the IRS auditor’s great surprise, Jim removes his glass eye and then bites it.

The auditor sits there in stunned silence,

Jim then says, “I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”

Mr Mooney isn’t blind, so he can’t have another glass eye, thinks the auditor. That’s got to be impossible, surely? So, the auditor accepts the bet.

So, Jim removes his dentures and then bites his good eye.

The auditor is stunned, once again, as he now realizes he’s lost three grand and Jim has his attorney as a witness. Naturally, the auditor is starting to get a little nervous.

“Want to go again?” asks Jim

“What do you have in mind now?” asks the auditor.

Jim smiles and says, “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on this side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket next to your chair, without a single drop going anywhere in between.”

The auditor, realizing now that he’s dealing with a wily old fox, is feeling very cautious. However he thinks carefully about the proposition and he decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees.

Jim stands in front of the desk, lowers his zipper, and strains mightily but the trajectory of his pee fails to reach the wastebasket and splashes all over the auditor’s desk.

The auditor is both ecstatic and relieved. He’s just turned a major loss into a huge win for him.

However, Jim’s attorney shouts out in obvious pain and puts his head in his hands face-down on the auditor’s desk.

“What’s the matter?” asked the auditor.

“When my client asked me to attend this audit today,” the attorney responded, “he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”

#614clinton

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

The economy explained ... all over the world. I died laughing listening to this.

It is worth it.
3 minutes. 🤣

🔊sound ...🤣

[jeroen blokland @jsblokland]

Four leading indicators of future #earnings will have to be wrong for earnings not to decline in the coming months and quarters.

[JSilva @JesneySilva]

@HeroDividend T.I.N.A

[Danielle DiMartino Booth @DiMartinoBooth]

Great read previewing what’s to come in CRE severities

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

When it comes to buying New Cars:

End of year > End of quarter > End of month

[JSilva @JesneySilva]

@lumikajones It is called empty nest for a reason. I can only imagine.

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

People think you’re broke if you have a:

$10K 🚙
$1M net worth

But people think you’re rich if you have a:

$80K 🚗
$10K net worth

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Well shit.