Jess

if you wish to go to extremes let it be in sweetness, patience, humility, and charity - St. Philip Neri

[Jess @JessHonz]

I’m in a nutrition class this semester... do you think my professor would be disappointed if she found out that most of what I’ve eaten for the last two days was microwave mac & cheese and a bag of tortilla chips with queso

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

[Pius X Activities @PiusXtra]

State Bound Bolts⚡️

[Jess @JessHonz]

PSA: don’t send the nurse taking care of you a Facebook friend request while they’re still taking care of you… or maybe ever… super unsettling especially when your name on Facebook is different than the name on your badge

[Jess @JessHonz]

I was in Greece last week and the host at a restaurant asked if we were American and I thought ok was it the tennis shoes, baseball caps, accent, general look of confusion that gave us away?
No…. “all Americans have straight teeth”

[Jess @JessHonz]

Conversations while driving with my friend from Louisiana:
- wow Nebraska actually has hills what’s that like?
- aw my first dead deer on the side of the road
- so someone told me there’s like corn in those things (silos)… is that true?
- how do you drive in snow?

[Jess @JessHonz]

From my textbook “nurses should actively care for their own physical and emotional well-being” … while my professors are actively trying to kill us this semester

[Jess @JessHonz]

No one talks to you like you are a more incompetent human being than mechanics

[Jess @JessHonz]

There’s a special place in hell for professors who schedule class after an exam

[Jess @JessHonz]

@lyshamree It’s ok neither do I

[Jess @JessHonz]

Seeing your boss at a bar feels like seeing one of your elementary school teachers at the grocery store

[Jess @JessHonz]

@AudreyAschoff @bethel_015 If I’m by myself I keep my phone available because same but for the courtesy of others when sharing a room….

[Jess @JessHonz]

I have 2 new roommates for the summer and we all share 1 room… both of them keep the ringer turned up on their phones at night and don’t put their phones on do not disturb… am I the weird one (phone on silent/do not disturb) or are they?

[Jess @JessHonz]

This semester has me in the same place mentally as crying at the kitchen table in fifth grade over fractions with my dad

[Bearcat Basketball @NWBearcatMBB]

CHAMPS.

Northwest takes care of Augusta 67-58.

[Jess @JessHonz]

The look of shock that comes across peoples faces when they hear me speak or realize I understand basic Spanish is something that will always be funny to me. Ex: today a patient was astounded that I knew what he meant when he said he wanted to shave his face

[Jess @JessHonz]

Tried to take a 30 minute nap and apparently I never hit start on my timer… woke up 5 hours later in a panic and confused not knowing if it was 7:30 am or pm

[Jess @JessHonz]

Half way through junior year of college I just got a school recruitment email… that ship sailed a long time ago y’all. Take me off your list

[Jess @JessHonz]

@ByJonWalker Try being a Husker fan

[Jess @JessHonz]

Today one of my classmates told me I was “surprisingly smart”… What sort of backhanded compliment is that

[Jess @JessHonz]

Big 10 refs make $3,000/game… hundreds of dollars per hour you’d think they should have to be good at their job for that… anyways #GBR