Alysha Reinhardt

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[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

@JessHonz He didn’t except my answer cause it wasn’t in the right order 🥲

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

My mom and my nephew (who is 4) were quizzing me and he goes “I don’t think she knows any of it”…..my exam is tomorrow

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

Caffeine is my drug of choice

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

My bed has never felt as good as it feels after three 12 hr shifts

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

@Summer_602 🤦🏻‍♀️men

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

I just accidentally thanked my microwave

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

My fight or flight mode has been activated from watching this….

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

Sometimes when I watch kids videos with my nephews I can’t help but imagine what lead the adult man on the screen to peruse this career path

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

Watching my dad try and figure out how to work a parking garage is the most painful thing ever

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

If my dad didn’t pass his green thumb down to me I will extremely offended

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

Self awareness is knowing that when I have the urge to drastically cut my hair it’s a sign I’m mentally unwell and should probably just got back to bed

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

*randomly has urge to pull they key out of my ignition while going 70 down the highway*

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

@Summer_602 Mine said 6.9 🥲

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

So I was at Clincal today and I had a patient tell me she loved me and then a few hours later threatened to sue me cause she got the wrong salad dressing….it was the most whiplash I’ve ever had in a relationship 😂😂

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

So in my lab we were talking about how 15 people have dropped from the nursing program already and one guys just goes “those lucky bastards!”

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

Late night delusional thoughts: carpets are just blankets for floors

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me: * completes literally any task*

me: i think it’s time for a special treat :)

[Alysha Reinhardt @lyshamree]

Having my best friend also be my boyfriend is like a buy one get one free deal