Jessica Cholerton

Sales Engineer at @Exabeam. All views are my own.

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Me: It’s absolutely no different working from home in the UK, to wfh in Kenya.

Also me:

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Yeah…I probably won’t be signing up for an account 🤦🏻‍♀️ Does not give you confidence as a potential user!

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Such a fun day volunteering for Vipingo Village as part of @exabeam’s ExaCares initiative 💜💚🖤

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

@Brunomarx1985 Eek thanks!

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Me: It’s absolutely no different working from home in the UK, to wfh in Kenya.

Also me:

[James Chappell @jimmychappell]

@safesecs & @Jess_Security smashing it on briefing stage 1 @athackcon ‘raging alongside the machines’ @exabeam #athack #athackcon #riyadh #saudiarabia

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Had a badge upgrade today! Heading over to the Briefing stages for our talk at 3pm @athackcon 👩🏼‍💻

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

💚 Lego Lambo is here! 💚 Come to booth H1-10 to compete in the CTF 👩🏻‍💻🧑🏽‍💻@GITEXTechWeek #GITEX #GITEXGlobal

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

We’ve been asked so many times if these socks are special, that we have started making up answers 😂 SOC = SOCks, but now they will help you breathe underwater and have built in alerting if you have been cyber attacked 😂
Please send us some new SOCk features to use 😆

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Want to try and win a lego Lamborghini?! Come to booth H1-10 in the Cybersecurity hall for more details! @GITEXTechWeek #GITEX2021

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

My fave colleague (sorry to all the human ones 😂)

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

If you’d like to compete in the next @exabeam CTF event, register here: https://t.co/3WttMbwJmB 🏴‍☠️👩🏻‍💻If you are new to Exabeam - happy to run some training sessions so you can get involved too!

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Thanks @securestep9 Sam!

[Sam Stepanyan @securestep9]

Watched a great webinar today: "Rage Alongside the Machines - Advice for Automating Investigation and Response" presented by fantastic @safesecs and @Jess_Security (aka the Real Housewives of Automation)

https://t.co/EbNx0fPvba

#IncidentResponse
#IncidentResponseAutomation

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

My co-Housewife of Automation @Jess_Security and I will be discussing how to Rage Alongside The Machines tomorrow. Come and join us!

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Can’t stop laughing 😂 maybe we should rename ourselves to ‘The Real Lady Godivas of Automation’ 🤖🍑

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

OMG. O.M.G. Just had feedback from a conference organiser that our slides with images of female robots are too risqué because “they’re not wearing a top”.

But the non clothes wearing male robots are fine.

#DoubleStandards #StopShowingSoMuchMetal

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Ready for our webinar! Totally unplanned matching @exabeam hoodies 😂#TheRealHousewivesOfAutomation

[Sam Swift 🐀🌻 🦊 @safesecs]

The Real Housewives of Automation are making our onscreen debut today at 6pm GMT. It’s the one where we talk about “Rage Alongside The Machines: Practical Advice for Automating Response”

Details, registration, all that jazz, right here:

https://t.co/DVOacVW87x

[Sam Wheeler @SD_Wheeler]

Thank you @Jess_Security and Rob for deliver such an enthusiastic course what was both engaging and informative about #IBM platforms. Also thank you to @SaluteMyJob and @ScottishChixxor/@AbertayCyber for making this course available to #Veterans for free!

#CyberSecurity
#tech

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

When you nail the code and get an integration working 🙌🏻👩🏻‍💻 #CyberSecurity #WomenInTech (Cap surrendered shortly after smug pic due to some overly adventurous customisations 😅😂)

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

Kicking off our @SaluteMyJob Intro to Cyber for Military Veterans Course today at @IBM Hursley 👩‍🏫 Got a couple of new labs to test on this intake, and we have some of the ex-military from the IBM SOC team dropping by later in the week. Should be a fun few days! #CyberSecurity

[Jessica Cholerton @Jess_Security]

@DeboraCrimella @districtline I swear you only use your twitter to complain 😂😂😂