Jesse Clemens

Writer/Musician/Perpetual Student

[Jesse Clemens @JesseSClemens]

@Kaitlin_B_ @mtstewm1 Ghislaine Maxwell? The British socialite? I believe - forgive me - that if Ghislaine had been sent to prison, I would have heard

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@Kaitlin_B_ I'm pretty sure - with respect - if there was some news about Jeff E. Epstein, I would have heard

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

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[Jesse Clemens @JesseSClemens]

Kaitlin is a great friend/writer/mom/tough MF who's had a hell of a year. Please give if you can!

[Kaitlin Beauchemin @Kaitlin_B_]

My dear friend Leila created this GoFundMe. It's verrry hard for me to be vulnerable & ask for help, but it's been an insanely tough & scary year, & it's needed.

Fundraiser for Kaitlin Beauchemin by Leila Cohan : Holiday Help for Kaitlin & Theo https://t.co/ymMklL0i0A

[Kaitlin Beauchemin @Kaitlin_B_]

My dear friend Leila created this GoFundMe. It's verrry hard for me to be vulnerable & ask for help, but it's been an insanely tough & scary year, & it's needed.

Fundraiser for Kaitlin Beauchemin by Leila Cohan : Holiday Help for Kaitlin & Theo https://t.co/ymMklL0i0A

[Jesse Clemens @JesseSClemens]

@Kaitlin_B_ My toddler loves “Song 2” by Blur, and whenever he hears any new rock music, he asks me “Daddy, is this the Woo-Hoo Song?” As far as I’m concerned, I won parenting, it’s over 😎

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@MNateShyamalan @RaxKingIsDead ChatGPT4 needs to step off of your corner!

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@ferrifrigida JUSTICE FOR RRR (or did it not get nominated for anything big b/c of some weird rule that I'm unaware of?)

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@ferrifrigida We finished that first block of Episodes 1-3 last night - it's so great to watch the first truly well-written SW "thing" since TLJ (even better than that one, really). More "Michael Clayton in Space," please!

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@ferrifrigida absolute musical sorcery pertaining to your interests

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@ferrifrigida @likethchampagne Grateful for your unconditional platonic love - and I return it with interest!

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@ferrifrigida The Fall is so great and under-watched and underrated.

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UNREAL short story…

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@ZachSmithFields I’m only 4 episodes in and could talk about it for the next 4 years

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@iandavidmonroe @whereisMUNA It is also definitely "Crying on the Bathroom Floor" after 5 years of therapy/deep shadow work and with a new group of sex-positive, emotionally self-aware friends who are all great dancers and who have very high-quality drugs

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@amykaycannon @clhubes How ‘bout that use of Holst’s “The Planets,” though? 😭

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@Macematten @titonka @NPR "And remember, don't garden like my sister!"
"...AND, don't garden like MY sister!"

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@ferrifrigida I GOT SHIVERS, MAN

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@Kaitlin_B_ I did too - what a fill by Mick!