JesseSwatlingHolcomb

Best Friend of Erik Thomas Durham.

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

This drag queen performing “Taylor the Latte Boy” by Kristin Chenoweth while dressed as Captain Janeway is pandering to me specifically

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

If I lived off the grid, I'd constantly be checking my pockets to make sure I didn't have my phone, wallet and keys

[Dash Nye @dash_nye]

Bdays in your 30s be like

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@NMFirePIO @BroomfieldPD We really need an update on containment ASAP. Thank you!

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@cgreenbartlett @garrettpst @gossipbabies @merrittk Them: Save all your passwords to FinalPass! THAT will be the last password you need to remember
Me: Okay done
Them: We're moving to SingleCode

[Jamie “hubie halloween fan” Carbone @AJamieCarbone]

Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill?
George: Two pills, no water
Jerry: No water?
George: No water
Jerry: Cant take a pill without water
George: Never could
Jerry: So what’d you do?
George: I left. I’m not choking down a dry pill
Kramer enters in a leather coat

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@CantripCandles Fantastic!!

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@CantripCandles First time I've ever been like "WOW! I hope I get to contact customer service!"

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@snail_drop These are SOO good!!!

[Cantrip Candles @CantripCandles]

Introducing the Cantrip Candles characters! 🌟

Characters are a pillar of the tabletop gaming community and we created these lovely personas to represent various parts of our company! Check the thread below to meet them all :)

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@dash_nye It's a rigged bucket mic and Dash's NPCs each do 10 min. First PC gets up at 1am

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@dash_nye Just wait until we start the open mic night!

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@andrea_ml @dash_nye @KristenMScatton Double the pre-work and a 15% chance of the return on your invested time!

[Dash Nye @dash_nye]

My Dnd group has bought a bar!

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@gabemcdowell @lilyvanilly BOARDWALK!

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@gabemcdowell Sounds spammy as hell

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

I hate Justin Timberlake so I made this to replace the stupid “gonna be may” meme - you’re welcome world

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@dash_nye Please share your journey! Gifs only haha

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

They should have Disney-themed divorces too

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@CantripCandles I liked it at 10am and I'm back now to comment at 1:40

[JesseSwatlingHolcomb @Jesse_Swatling]

@CantripCandles I'm fully obsessed with these