Jessey Ryan

The bits of fluff seem to be arranging themselves into some sort of bishop formation

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I find myself, once more, watching The Internship (2013)

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@EimearS42 People truly underestimate birds. We’ve had to bring our cat to the vet multiple times from magpie ambushes. One will land in front of her on the garden wall, another behind and another will swoop in from above. Full scale military tactics!

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Does mean I have to stay to see if it’s the 10 min version tho

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Very satisfying to have All Too Well (Taylor’s Version) start playing when I walk into Woodies tbh

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Just saw a 7 seat Fiat 500 and cannot comprehend
Assume they’re using the same laws of physics as the Tardis?

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I was in the top 5% of Taylor Swift listeners this year but my boyfriend was in the top 3%
Spotify needs a feature to sync when you’re listening together 🥲 so proud of him tho x

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@CuteCatriona @himynameisaine Yep, definitely think that’s it

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@CheapEatsDotIE @himynameisaine Must be it!

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@CuteCatriona @himynameisaine Feb 2020! One of the girls in work said it, either gone or totally got our wires crossed!

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@himynameisaine Apparently not, sorry! 🙃

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@RichieOReilly1 hi, random question but did you happen to live in Dublin in 1997 and once dress up as a clown for a child’s birthday?

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@LoudIndoorVoice @vincentshangogh I don’t even have this bitch email address!

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@orlabd Is there anything to be said for taking a preventative ibuprofen? Might at least take the edge off the impending what-if of it all

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@LoudIndoorVoice @vincentshangogh He can drop a hand but not an RSVP apparently!!!!!!!!!

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@LoudIndoorVoice @vincentshangogh Firmly team: the scarf is not a metaphor

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Not me going through the 5 stages of grief trying to listen to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) 4 times on my 30 minute break

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@hunforgivable Celtic Phoenix marketing budgets in full force

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Anyone know why there’s a load of worms on Harcourt Street??????