Jessica Enns

it’s just a joke, relax

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

For the last 6 weeks I've taped my mouth before going to sleep.

Here are 8 things I've learned:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP to America’s dad, Bob Saget

[EnglishBayBarge @EnglishBayBarge]

i washed up here because i heard your winters were mild so what the fuck is this

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i love how happy i feel after being around the right friends, there’s something so genuinely cosmic about platonic love that nurtures my heart

[Jessica Enns @JessicaEns]

Just got stressed remembering the white and yellow pages telephone book. Google is Gods gift to man!

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable

[The Project. @NATALIALABEL]

Japanese style interior is crème de la crème.

[abby govindan @abbygov]

August is like if Sunday were a month

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

"When's the last time you had a decent sleep?"

Me:

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Waiter: “Did you wanna box?”

Me:

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

The worst part of hangovers is knowing it’s all your fault and you did it to yourself

[Jessica Enns @JessicaEns]

The only thing I miss about peak covid is the cheap gas prices.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

this heat got me like

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Rating chain restaurants named after structures on whether I would want to live in them or not (Thread)

[SIE @_badassiee]

it’s the smallest habits. how you spend your mornings. how you talk to yourself. what you read. what you watch. who you share your energy with. who has access to you. that will change your life.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

This summer is about to be hotter than an early 2000s laptop that’s been running for ten minutes