Jessica Parr

Fueled by numbers, nuance, and nostalgia; held together by naptimes.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@YayAreaNews Oakland food about to have them questioning jurisdiction 😮‍💨🌯

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

Didn’t remember I posted this. Still a good one.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

“Have you inadvertently created the mindset that the greatest issue in life is saving America and its earthly benefits? Or have you shown your people that the greatest issue is exalting Christ with or without America?” @JohnPiper

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@gmderieg Oooh I would rather it be coffee ice cream, but Neapolitan was all I had

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

Have you ever just stood in the kitchen after nursing your screaming baby at 11 pm taking turns between eating bites of cold leftover steak and Neapolitan ice cream? Just me? K

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@dillonwashburn1 @TaxHacker HA we would lose a quarter of our clients if we said bye to each one this happened with, despite the many reminders in advance to check their records and accounts for these payments

[Zbylut on Taxes @TaxHacker]

Me: Did you get any Advance Child Tax credit payments?
Client: No.

Me: What about the 3rd stimulus?
Client: Nope, didn't get that either.

IRS: We're adjusting your return, because our records show you got both.

Client (to me): You screwed up on my return.

#TaxTwitter

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@Jewels1026 I know, right?! Asshole drivers not even slowing down. I mean it’s a show, but like someone else said, it’s realistic to LA.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@kevinowenparr When the bump has finally just outgrown the rump

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

When our story is told a century from now - and it will be - how much of the American church ran after idols and delusions, false christs and conspiracies, history will not only fault the pastors for not confronting us with the truth but the congregations who forbade them to.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@masonmennenga @JaymesLackey Did Jesus not sit with both oppressors and oppressed at the same table himself? Not trying to be argumentative - genuinely interested in this topic and all the comments in this thread.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@lindseyloo630 But people need to keep piles of free napkins in their cars

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@buzhannon I know, I debated even tweeting about this, because it feels like this giant secret.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

Do people who go to In-N-Out in or near the Bay Area know that you don’t have to dine in to order inside?

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@lindseyloo630 Basically each time I’ve gone throughout this last year, the drive-thru line has been out the parking lot with ZERO line and barely any people inside. I go inside and get my order pretty much immediately every time!

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

Wish I read this before I wasted a bunch of time on a certain FB thread earlier 😂

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

How not to talk about vaccines:
Only half the population is vaccinated, and anti-vaxxers are to blame. Vaccines are safe and effective.

A better option:
Over 160M Americans are fully vaccinated. Yes, vaccines have risks, but COVID poses greater risk.

https://t.co/ge9qirqzLv

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@kdm816 @IsaacCarlisle @QasimRashid @AlanTudyk I went to a private evangelical Christian college and I was required to have all my vaccines.

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@da_vinky96 So sorry, that totally sucks

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@_lilurs Waterfalls - TLC

[Jessica Parr @JessicaLynnParr]

@marilynmuhr Really?! I felt like I talked about that show all the time!

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Seems like very few people are talking about Ron Watkins being Q. And his being largely responsible for anti-masking and the violent insurrection against our Congress.