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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

EVERYONE KNOWS I WOULD NOT SUPPORT A FEDERAL ABORTION BAN, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, AND WOULD, IN FACT, VETO IT, BECAUSE IT IS UP TO THE STATES TO DECIDE BASED ON THE WILL OF THEIR VOTERS (THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!). LIKE RONALD REAGAN BEFORE ME, I FULLY SUPPORT THE THREE EXCEPTIONS FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE DEMOCRATS RADICAL POSITION OF LATE TERM ABORTION LIKE, AS AN EXAMPLE, IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH OR, IN CASE THERE IS ANY QUESTION, THE POSSIBILITY OF EXECUTION OF THE BABY AFTER BIRTH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger]

Many Democrats say they want to understand what happened. Few genuinely do. That's because, at some level, they know they're guilty of having participated in a witch hunt in which they falsely accused their fellow Americans, and even their friends & family, of fascism & racism.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They say red light helps you sleep better

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is now officially ELECTION DAY! This will be the most important day in American History.

Voter enthusiasm is THROUGH THE ROOF because people want to Make America Great Again. That means lines are going to be long!

I need you to deliver your vote no matter how long it takes. STAY IN LINE!

The Radical Communist Democrats want you to pack up and go home.

Together, we are going to have a tremendous victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The cavalry has arrived.

Men are voting in record numbers.

They now realize everything is at stake.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

@BarackObama 3rd world countries manage to count the votes in one night.

The only reason to delay it a few days is to cheat.

[bug girl @buggirl]

so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’m glad the idea of “rot days” has become a little more accepted in society, everyone needs one day here and there to do nothing and recharge, but my problem seems to be that I need a whole rot week. I need a rot fortnight. Honestly I could do with a rot month once a month

[nina @ninagrewrites]

I always find that people who actually like themselves often don’t have the time to pass unnecessary judgment on others bc they’re too busy living fulfilling lives

[‌‌ ꩜ @didionplath]

Photography from 1940

[jess @Jessthemess76]

Me @ my fiancé when he complains that I don’t text him back ever. Dude says “damn fr?” After everything I say lol

[jess @Jessthemess76]

Ok this is adorable

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[jess @Jessthemess76]

Update: he bought me a camera cause I said I want to be a photographer lol I love him

[jess @Jessthemess76]

This was logan when we first started dating. I need this guy back

[Donella @donellamafia]

This guy I went on two dates with just delivered an $800 espresso machine to my house because I mentioned how I’ve really been into coffee lately

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having ppl over is so scary it’s like yeah so this is where i do my thang i guess…

[trish @ultragloss]

when im 26 ill be an OLD HAG but when im 30 ill be sooo young/fresh/alive/just starting out my life do u know what i mean

[onlyary @onlyaryj]

after finally deciding to choose me .. yes

[gabitha. @igabitha]

once you internalize that miserable people cannot help but attempt to project or displace their misery onto you, life gets a lot easier to navigate.

[jordan @JGDaGod]

Leave me df alone sometimes