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Me & Jesus are Bffs. Mayonnaise frightens me a little. I usually smell pretty good. I write, I make jokes, and I love being a father to Cassel and Caissen.

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I thought the talk was just conspiracy nonsense so when the emergency alert went off I didnt think anything of it. But since then Ive had a Hootie & the Blowfish song stuck in my head & I cant shake it. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly the government did something sinister today

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@rainnwilson You are correct! Thanks for voicing your opinion.

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@Bryan_Duncan Such an incredible talent. Without Steinhart, Kansas would have been just another band. Instead, his violin work and vocals elevated them to rock and roll godhood.

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@Bryan_Duncan A living legend is always better than a dead legend. And I hate to admit it it, but I'd abandon my wife and kids for free tacos. "Sorry, family, you're on your own until the taco truck closes. Catch ya later."

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@Bryan_Duncan You've got that right. But angry parishioners at church are a whole lot tougher to deal with than drunken hecklers at bars. At least I could put them in thereafter place with a clever put down. Those don't go over to well at church board meetings.

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@Bryan_Duncan This had to be inspiring for every person in attendance. Way to bring down the house, Principal Gause.

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@genesimmons @TimTebow Thank you for sharing this. I have a new level of respect for you for taking such a bold stand.

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One of the great things about homeschooling is that a fieldtrip to @ChickfilA can be counted as a lesson on good manners.
"Yes, sir."
"It has been my pleasure serving you today."
"Enjoy your meal and have a wonderful day."
Great food + great manners + great lesson = Win!

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Today I am wearing cargo shorts, the official dad-wear of summer. Taking a look at some of the things I've accumulated in my pockets over the course of the day, I realize I'm just one bad trip and fall away from… https://t.co/mlhzmcktjY

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@pepsi Pole dancing? I'm trying to watch the game with my young boys! That halftime show just made me a @CocaCola drinker!

#SuperBowlLIV #NoMorePepsiForMe

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@rianjohnson @bbstats @jscottamy @KnivesOut @alissamarie The Prayer Chain, Adam Again, The Choir, Violet Burning are all great bands from that era that I STILL listen to. The Choir and Violet Burning are still putting out great new music. Check them out. @thechoirtweet @violetburning

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Thanks, @wyntonmarsalis
& @jazzdotorg for such a fun, swinging album. My 5 & 2 years old boys are totally loving it. Okay, so am I! https://t.co/PedIFW9fhO

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Hanging on our refrigerator (and a few other places in our house). It's the kind of wisdom that even Captain America believes in.

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Watching an old episode of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood with my boys (ages 5 & 2). @wyntonmarsalis is the guest. I'm not sure who is enjoying it more, them or me!

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@Adam4d What a moment! Thanks for the reminder.

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How it is in my 'hood.

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'Nuff said.

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@Suns Bravo! This is one classy act! Keep up the good work, on and off the court!

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I am flying @Delta today. In the event of an emergency landing on water, the giant man-bun on the dude two rows in front of me can be used as a floatation device.