Me & Jesus are Bffs. Mayonnaise frightens me a little. I usually smell pretty good. I write, I make jokes, and I love being a father to Cassel and Caissen.
I thought the talk was just conspiracy nonsense so when the emergency alert went off I didnt think anything of it. But since then Ive had a Hootie & the Blowfish song stuck in my head & I cant shake it. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly the government did something sinister today
@Bryan_Duncan Such an incredible talent. Without Steinhart, Kansas would have been just another band. Instead, his violin work and vocals elevated them to rock and roll godhood.
@Bryan_Duncan A living legend is always better than a dead legend. And I hate to admit it it, but I'd abandon my wife and kids for free tacos. "Sorry, family, you're on your own until the taco truck closes. Catch ya later."
@Bryan_Duncan You've got that right. But angry parishioners at church are a whole lot tougher to deal with than drunken hecklers at bars. At least I could put them in thereafter place with a clever put down. Those don't go over to well at church board meetings.
One of the great things about homeschooling is that a fieldtrip to @ChickfilA can be counted as a lesson on good manners.
"Yes, sir."
"It has been my pleasure serving you today."
"Enjoy your meal and have a wonderful day."
Great food + great manners + great lesson = Win!
Today I am wearing cargo shorts, the official dad-wear of summer. Taking a look at some of the things I've accumulated in my pockets over the course of the day, I realize I'm just one bad trip and fall away from… https://t.co/mlhzmcktjY
Thanks, @wyntonmarsalis
& @jazzdotorg for such a fun, swinging album. My 5 & 2 years old boys are totally loving it. Okay, so am I! https://t.co/PedIFW9fhO
Watching an old episode of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood with my boys (ages 5 & 2). @wyntonmarsalis is the guest. I'm not sure who is enjoying it more, them or me!
I am flying @Delta today. In the event of an emergency landing on water, the giant man-bun on the dude two rows in front of me can be used as a floatation device.