Jet Fuel Genius

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[🇺🇸🔥Kev🔥🇺🇸 @KevO4188]

Let’s talk about draft deferments.

For example, asthma.

Joe Biden got 6 deferments for Vietnam. The same amount as Donald Trump.

Five deferments Biden received were for being a student. Cool.

The last one he received after school was for asthma.

Asthma. For a guy who was a lifeguard, and a football player, and talked about it all the time trying to pump himself up as a strong man.

His official memoirs never mention the asthma.

I wonder why.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

This violent mob intimidation is not a protest. It isn't speech. Every one of these people should have been arrested.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@Swizec @Nobody42034 It's not the chasing. It's everything.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@bonchieredstate It never even crossed her mind. Because it's not there.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@johnnymaga TDS is real.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@krystalball @grahamformaine Oh, so *now* you're worried about uncorroborated accusations?

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@MilesTaylorUSA Until right now, those people had no reason to do what they were told and could act in concert to thwart the will of the voters who put that president in office. That was much of the problem with his first term, that group of Obama holdovers who we called "the deep state".

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@cturnbull1968 @RubenGallego Right - because Jeff Bezos has never sold $billions$ of his Amazon stock.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@JustineBateman Most of America is apparently too dumb to turn their phones 90 degrees and we must cater to their deficiencies.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@bkheywood To be fair, when the potheads were pushing for us to legitimize their vice, their sales pitch was, "Legalize it, regulate it, and tax the hell out of it." Washington voters duly complied, and now the potheads are unhappy about the tax rate, which was completely predictable.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@1BethDutton I was gonna say...🤣

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@Tiffs_Notes @LeighWolf @NVPatriot17 @AaronBlake The state doesn't have your voter registration. The county elections division does. That's who you need to contact to tell them you've left the state.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@LeighWolf @AaronBlake Did you inform the county elections division, or did you inform the state? Because the state doesn't keep track of your voter registration. Contra Costa County Elections Division does.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@Jill0608 @MarkWarner @LarrySabato They aren't even the same thing.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@bonchieredstate What are the chances that she thinks this was the mayoral election, not just the primary, and that Karen Bass just won a 2nd term?

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@BrandiKruse When making people happy is as simple as signaling your virtue, you do that at every opportunity.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@NobodymrRobert It's called engagement farming. Why else would anyone set up their camera to record them breaking the bar off of a chainsaw when all that was required was to remove the bar cover, freeing the body of the saw from the bar stuck in the tree so they could work on freeing the bar?

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@RepEscobar The national monuments that were ignored by the NPS for many years are exactly the types of projects that this money should go to.

[Jet Fuel Genius @JetAGenius]

@bkheywood If I'm judging the colors correctly, it looks like Louisiana and Tennessee might be 1 & 2. That's unfortunate, because Tennessee has been at the top of my "move to" list for a while. The overall cost of living might still be in their favor, though.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Excellent question good sir as jokes are always better when fully explained.

We here at the Jarvis Account do not do POLITICAL jokes. We do not care who you vote for or why. We do jokes about the way people TALK about politics. Because it is unhinged.

Political talk today is characterized by CATASTROPHIZING. Your enemies will put you in CAMPS. Democracy is ENDING. Every election is THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES. Scott Pelley being sacked isn’t the mere natural outcome of calling his new boss a murderer and generally acted like a petulant dickhead in front of God and everyone - it’s the END OF LIBERAL MEDIA AS WE KNOW IT just like it was when Acosta and Lemon and a million other replacement level talking heads were shown the door.

This particular joke is a form joke we invented maybe a decade ago to describe the way we catastrophize everything on social media. Believe it or not it actually predates the famous RUTHKANDA FORVER post which is just the most notable of the Woke Kid genre of tweets.

We most recently used it a month ago to poke fun at conservatives who were having what we considered to be somewhat humorous meltdowns about Spirit Airlines going out of business as if all their mothers were dying as opposed to the much more boring reality of the fact that a shitty airline went belly up.

As Canada will once again not have the Stanley Cup on its failed terrorist state soil, I hope that this joke explanation will provide some solace and edification. And of course there’s always next year.