Your Mother

The driveway's broken the doorbell sings its chimes in time for what or for who and G-d knows why it's like this...vicious dog and I....shake

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@meechone Just missing a little cup of pickles on the side (when I was a poor-ass kid, I used to walk to the Bustleton location, 3 blocks from where I grew up, order cheese fries and get some side pickles from the big glass jar).

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@MatthewCappucci Needed a warning label on that 😬

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@MatthewCappucci Imagine spending your free time and mental energy on making things like that, and having nothing better to do. Dude follows you (and likely has notifications on) just so he can make sure he doesn't miss a single opportunity to reply back with the contents of his scrambled egg.

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

Gabriel Rincones Jr., who used The Cranberries' "Zombie" as his walk-up music, homered in his first AB at Citizens Bank Park. His first big-league hit.

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ah_pod All those illegal mail-in ballots

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@BrandonCopicWx You're a good egg, Brandon Copic.

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ReedTimmerUSA Look at that little babe. ❤️ She was a doll.

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ah_pod Guess we'll see what Rincones Jr has going on these days...

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@meechone You ain't lyin

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ReedTimmerUSA This guy

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@escargotpro_ The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@localmanweather I think someone's dead on the grass there

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ReedTimmerUSA P. S.

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ReedTimmerUSA Bet that was a sight to see going through border patrol

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@SLFLS184338 @aokstott These comments

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

Painter could never

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

Let's go, conga line

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

@ah_pod Been asking him to finally live up to his physique

[Your Mother @JetGirl4]

This guy