Jez Fischer

CDO @that_product. Artist | Ex EA & MindCandy | UI/UX | Designer | Product | Creative Direction | Tech | Gaming | Music | Muay Thai | Arsenal | Skating

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@StarbuckToby My brain just went straight to here -
https://t.co/wyf5vpOuyf

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers."

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

"Which he believes gives him sexual powers!"

[Metro @MetroUK]

The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice
https://t.co/H6HvGvwFYM

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

Sky Sports and ONE Championship have today announced an exclusive partnership to air ONE events in the UK and Ireland 🙌

ONE is the world's largest martial arts organization, showcasing fights in a range of martial arts including MMA, Muay Thai, Kickboxing and more 👊

The partnership kicks off with ONE Fight Night 18: Superlek vs. Mahmoudi, live on Saturday 14th January 📺

[Peace & Justice Project @corbyn_project]

Benjamin Zephaniah was a beloved poet, pioneer and inspiration to so many.

Through his decades of activism and writing, he was able to educate millions and support numerous peace, social justice and anti-racism campaigns.

May he rest in peace.

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@GeorgeOsborn Awesome stuff, best of luck!

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@SimonDorgan @Nath_Brudenell @easyJet Simon, I know of another man called Simon. He informs me that you're infringing on his name and lessening the Simon brand. You must change yours immediately. It's difficult to have sympathy, your parents knew what they were doing...you were asking for trouble.

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@seanparsons It's just so damn good! I have replayed it this morning far too many times already 😄

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

https://t.co/Ccp5D8hLg1

Still one of the absolute kings of classic video game intros. Build up, audio mix for the bass/pick scrape/engine and the Chemical Brothers - Manic's remix

*Chef's Kiss* 10/10, no notes.

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

Discord is down and exploding - global productivity goes up!

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@AAllenSport Finishing off with the bleats of Gary Neville in the background make this video truly awful...

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@AvaSantina https://t.co/2nmAIa3POy

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@StarbuckToby @Apple Was kinda hoping for Suck to appear for £160!

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

Well...at least you can asphyxiwank yourself with it to forget your troubles about being destitute after purchasing it, eh @apple?

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@StarbuckToby @Apple 😂😂 For £160 I expect the ghost of Steve Jobs to rise up and finish me off tbh!

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@16bitnostalgia Damn, that ass!

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

🎙️ Spurs to "return to being Spurs" by the end of September.

Ian @Fiveankles reassures Arsenal fans that simply taking part of the manager's name and adding the word "ball" at the end is not a recipe for sustained success.

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

@Stillmanator https://t.co/n795PWJAgP

[Lorenzo Franceschi-Bicchierai @lorenzofb]

NEW: The website displayed on the packaging of Paw Patrol snacks shows porn ads, so the supermarket Lidl has issued a recall of the snacks.

What a time to be alive.

https://t.co/uwtRDPGoS2

[Jez Fischer @JezFischer]

What do you mean your McFlurry machine is still broken?