 Jim Smith 🦋

Freelance wordsmith and web worker.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him... maybe you can hire The J Team.
@JiSm.bsky.social

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

We’ll be coming 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

See you at the 2026 @FIFAWorldCup 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

#FIFAWorldCup

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Look at that sexy fucking Saltire. Just look at it. #WeCanBoogie

[UEFA EURO @UEFAEURO]

12 teams have confirmed their World Cup spots ✅

#WCQ

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#SCODEN
Air McTominay

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@grahamruthven Tears in Auckland. Have a pint for me!

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Excuse me @AlexHorne but have you considered how fabulous a Taskmaster contestant @reallorraine would be?

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@ElizabethMistry @notpennym Hey Lizzie! Sorry, but never been to Wellington. Are you on Bluesky?

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@leafy_blowerman I cleaned the whole house yesterday waiting for some new speakers to turn up. Was a bugger.

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Yer bum's oot the windae, ye wee nyaff.

[Christopher Luxon @chrisluxonmp]

BREAKING: Good news for mortgage holders with the Reserve Bank dropping interest rates by 50 basis points today to 3.75%.

Kiwis are doing it tough right now and mortgage relief will provide real support with the cost of living.

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@dieworkwear Why has nobody mentioned Luxon's matching Christmas pajama pictures? Every year!
https://t.co/upjBZdX6RS

[Christopher Luxon @chrisluxonmp]

Christmas is kicking off in the Luxon household tonight!

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

"You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is."

David Bowie, born this day in 1947.
- Jamie

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Hello @nextupcomedy can someone please message me about me account? Can't find any way to contact you! Thanks

[sim 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇸🇳🇫🇷🇭🇹 @simscircuit]

lewis : "lets get a picture together. good luck to you man"

'thank you'

lewis : "work hard, alright?"

'yes sir' 🥹🩵

#F1 || #LasVegasGP

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@itvnews Wake up. AMOC will flick off anytime soon and it's back to the ice age for Britain.

[PremPrakash @kaiwgtn]

When the late Dr Moana Jackson schooled Gerry the school teacher on his gripe that Māori are misinterpreting &misusing the Treaty..
Obviously Gerry didn't pay attention & learn anything there, coz this face during Hana's haka betrayed the fact he's still racist as fck #nzpol

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@AceMcWicked Just asked Winston Peters the very same question!

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@winstonpeters Goodness, that's poorly written. To aid my understanding, who is the never-introduced "we"?

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@chrisluxonmp @anwaribrahim @LawrenceWongST @shigeruishiba Your government, pal.

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A moment of your time @AlexHorne ? The cinema task: I think you counted seats, not chairs.

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Wondering if the air in Dunedin is wet, like in Glasgow.

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@urbantui @secondzeit When he was teaching, he was apparently useless and could barely control a classroom.