Jillian Marie

Politico, shenanigan seeker, lister of things in 3s. Sole inspiration for “Brown-Eyed Girl.” Former congressional staffer. MI, OR, UT, UK, DC

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[Jillian Marie @JillWhee]

@EricSchmitz1 @SeanAstin THIS IS AMAZING!! I just teared up little

[Jason Gas @j_gaaserud]

@FIFABrit The Scots are in Boston -- one brave Scotsman needs to embrace Twitter fame and relish in the Freedom Trail celebrating victory over the English (and ignore the fact that Highlander regiments got torn up at Concord and Bunker Hill)

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Give me all the "Europeans here for World Cup enjoying America" content you can. It's the best thing I've seen on this hell site in years.

[Colin Grabow @cpgrabow]

The Jones Act turns 106 years old today. To mark the occasion, @CatoInstitute has released a waiver tracker showing some of the trade the law has spent over a century blocking: https://t.co/75KNXLrRYh

[David Shor @davidshor]

Adding this incredible chart from @DKThomp to the mix.

There has been an enormous decline in in-person socialization that has corresponded with massive declines in mental wellbeing and dramatic increases in selfishness and political radicalism over the past decade.

[The Eras Tour UK & Ireland @TheErasTourUK]

🔈 “Who’s afraid of little old me?”…. Swifties in Murrayfield Stadium are SO loud!

[Jillian Marie @JillWhee]

Anytime you visit a Wetherspoon’s

[chase @_chase_____]

i love when a restaurant’s bathroom is in the basement. it’s like ok brb i’m gonna go explore the catacombs

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Jackie | ME! Stan 🌸✨ @swiftpowermoves]

The “gifted kid” to neurodivergent burnt out adult pipeline is the swift core audience, it’s her people.

[Jillian Marie @JillWhee]

…there’s an obvious correlation and they’re *just* not saying it.

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

📰| Students with a high GPA listen to @TaylorSwift13 the most, according to a new study

[Jillian Marie @JillWhee]

Shit, I was already going to see it, you don’t have to sell it for me

[Krista Kafer @KristaKafer]

If you decide to see the #BarbieMovie I recommend drinking 2-3 cocktails beforehand and bringing this bingo card. The commercials suggest cuteness and irony. Instead it's a dreary, pink harangue.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

"Nalgene, Nalgene, Nalgene, Nalgeeene" - me filling up my water bottle

[Edinburgh University History Society @edunihistsoc]

We urge @EdinburghUni Principal to #SettleTheDispute. Students have had enough of this uncertainty. It’s time for @UCEA1 to renegotiate with @ucu. Join us, and other societies in @HCAatEdinburgh, by signing our open letter.
https://t.co/h9XBWaf3tI

[Jillian Marie @JillWhee]

@TeawithTolkien Okay, but as you’re not able to sell it, can I steal the design and make my own to wear to their upcoming concert in Glasgow? I’ll make sure to leave the account tag on it and everything. It’s just *so* good!

[fae 🦌 @bloodyrawsweet]

think hozier should write more about biting (affectionately) i feel like he gets it. and not necessarily in a sexy way but like. just bite their arm man. you either get it or you don't. whatever

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

éowyn is florence and the machine in the same way that aragorn is hozier

[trash jones @jzux]

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

My only real gripe with the Ted Lasso finale is the idea that someone could get a direct flight from London to Kansas City

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

so embarrassing when i am at my big age feeling irrationally upset over something innocuous because of a neural pathway that formed from, like, not being invited to a birthday party in 6th grade